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2017 Darwin Awards
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Pistol Of Justice  
2017 Darwin Award Winner
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(April 2017, Argentina) "Divine punishment," said the judge, deciding not to imprison a man who shot himself in the testicles while carrying an illegal weapon in his waistband. The man lost his family jewels, his job as a security guard, and was faced with years in prison until the court ruled that he had been punished enough by a higher authority. Instant karma?

Reported widely in two major newspaper, Clarín and La Nacion, tact requires us to withhold the name of this Living Darwin Award Winner. Jobs are scarce in the man's town within Buenos Aires, and the unregistered 45-caliber Colt pistol had been given to him as part of his security job, creating a tragedy within a tragedy.

The shooting occurred about two years ago. The final court decision occurred in April 2017. Although this was reported on April 1st, my contact Luis Burgueño assures me that Argentina celebrates Fools Day on December 28th, el dia de los santos inocentes.

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Luca Cenci: "Winner of 2017 Darwin Award is... la guardia di sicurezza che tenendo la pistola nella cintola si è evirato a pistolettate!" © 1994 - 2017
Submitted by: Luis Burgueño
Reference: Clarín (in English), and La Nacion (in English).

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