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Darwin Awards
1998 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Ski Theft Backfires 8.4 (14239 votes)

Hanging Around Jail 7.6 (4685 votes)

Guy Gulps Goldfish 7.4 (2805 votes)

Modus Operandi Misfires 7.4 (2294 votes)

Mummy Says, Don't Smoke 7.2 (1620 votes)

Don't Drink and Fly 7.1 (1778 votes)

Dynamite and Boats Don't Mix 6.9 (1537 votes)

Sequined Pastie 6.7 (1988 votes)

Passionate Plunge 6.4 (1923 votes)

Dive to Death 6.3 (6322 votes)

Igniting Fireworks the Easy Way 6.2 (1689 votes)

Wife Tossing in Buenos Aires 6.1 (4114 votes)

Never Too Old for a Darwin Award 5.3 (1197 votes)

Basketball Player Takes a Dunking 5.0 (1528 votes)

Don't Chute the Messenger 4.1 (885 votes)

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