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Darwin Awards
2006 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Modern Armor 8.4 (3174 votes)

Sudden Stop 8.2 (754 votes)

The Human Bottle Rocket 7.9 (2367 votes)

Stubbed Out 7.6 (12288 votes)

Hammer of Doom 7.6 (8264 votes)

A Slow Burn 7.6 (2189 votes)

High on Life 7.5 (8000 votes)

Score One For Goliath 7.5 (9294 votes)

Faithful Flotation 7.4 (6912 votes)

Copper Kite String 7.4 (5602 votes)

Rolling Stones 7.3 (1134 votes)

Rock Out 7.1 (1936 votes)

Crushing De'feet' 6.9 (2393 votes)

Footloose in the Footwell 6.9 (893 votes)

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