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Darwin Awards
1997 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Out of their Heads 7.7 (1547 votes)

Bungee Jumper 7.4 (1494 votes)

I'm A Man, I Can Handle It 7.3 (1509 votes)

No Bike Lane at the Airport 7.1 (1421 votes)

Escaping Conviction 5.9 (2938 votes)

Privacy on the Beach 5.8 (1058 votes)

Man Slices Off Penis 5.5 (2850 votes)

Poor Driving Runs in the Family 5.2 (904 votes)

Fatal Flasher 4.9 (1234 votes)

Clumsy Canadian Burglar 4.7 (777 votes)

Tunnels of Doom 2.6 (771 votes)

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