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Darwin Awards
2005 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Kittie Toy 8.5 (654 votes)

Chimney-Cleaning Grenade 8.1 (18434 votes)

Freeway Dangler 8.1 (10494 votes)

"Plug Me In" 8.0 (16115 votes)

Failed Frame-Up 8.0 (19039 votes)

Elephant Tail 8.0 (11497 votes)

Surprise Attack Surprise 7.9 (14813 votes)

Wales Wins 7.8 (4942 votes)

What I Can Still Do 7.7 (6573 votes)

Mining for Elephants 7.6 (14958 votes)

The Nuisance of Seatbelts 7.6 (8652 votes)

Rocketing to Glory 7.6 (4847 votes)

Tide Waits for No Man 7.4 (3832 votes)

Off-Road Driving 7.4 (6266 votes)

Death Valley Daze 7.2 (7442 votes)

All Wound Up 7.0 (5197 votes)

Heck on Wheels 6.7 (3106 votes)

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