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2004 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Rutting Contest 8.7 (3185 votes)

Man Drowns in Kitchen Sink 8.6 (4828 votes)

Spy vs. Self 8.6 (3141 votes)

Do-It-Yourself Landmine 8.4 (2883 votes)

4-1-0 Club 8.4 (2637 votes)

Stepping Out 8.3 (2521 votes)

Watch Out for That Tree! 8.2 (1838 votes)

Hold That Bus! 8.1 (5266 votes)

"Who Wants Summa This?" 8.1 (2207 votes)

Bannister to Heaven 8.1 (1248 votes)

Right Over the Dam 8.1 (2833 votes)

Aim to Win 8.0 (1558 votes)

Terminal Creativity 7.9 (1707 votes)

Chicken to Go 7.8 (2214 votes)

Tree vs. Man 7.8 (2227 votes)

Cold Call 7.7 (1837 votes)

The Army's a Blast 7.6 (2535 votes)

Homemade Wine 7.6 (1034 votes)

Damned if You Do... 7.6 (5300 votes)

Flying Dutchman 7.4 (1568 votes)

Dope on a Rope 7.4 (3691 votes)

Tunnel Vision 7.3 (1227 votes)

Snake Man 7.3 (1327 votes)

Lava Lamp 7.2 (5915 votes)

Daring Feet 6.8 (1450 votes)

Amateur Bomb Inspector 6.3 (2741 votes)

Closer Look at Victoria Falls 6.0 (4016 votes)

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