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2004 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Rutting Contest 8.7 (3434 votes)

Man Drowns in Kitchen Sink 8.6 (5266 votes)

Spy vs. Self 8.6 (3266 votes)

Do-It-Yourself Landmine 8.4 (3089 votes)

4-1-0 Club 8.4 (2809 votes)

Stepping Out 8.3 (2622 votes)

Watch Out for That Tree! 8.2 (1960 votes)

Hold That Bus! 8.1 (5378 votes)

"Who Wants Summa This?" 8.1 (2328 votes)

Bannister to Heaven 8.1 (1332 votes)

Right Over the Dam 8.1 (2936 votes)

Terminal Creativity 8.0 (1793 votes)

Aim to Win 8.0 (1664 votes)

Tree vs. Man 7.8 (2328 votes)

Chicken to Go 7.7 (2446 votes)

Cold Call 7.7 (1910 votes)

The Army's a Blast 7.6 (2635 votes)

Homemade Wine 7.6 (1139 votes)

Damned if You Do... 7.5 (5386 votes)

Flying Dutchman 7.4 (1645 votes)

Dope on a Rope 7.4 (3801 votes)

Tunnel Vision 7.3 (1284 votes)

Lava Lamp 7.2 (6071 votes)

Snake Man 7.2 (1393 votes)

Daring Feet 6.9 (1531 votes)

Amateur Bomb Inspector 6.3 (2841 votes)

Closer Look at Victoria Falls 6.0 (4092 votes)

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