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Darwin Awards
2004 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Rutting Contest 8.7 (3514 votes)

Man Drowns in Kitchen Sink 8.6 (5428 votes)

Spy vs. Self 8.6 (3313 votes)

Do-It-Yourself Landmine 8.4 (3145 votes)

4-1-0 Club 8.4 (2868 votes)

Stepping Out 8.3 (2666 votes)

Watch Out for That Tree! 8.2 (2010 votes)

Bannister to Heaven 8.2 (1376 votes)

Aim to Win 8.1 (1692 votes)

Hold That Bus! 8.1 (5415 votes)

"Who Wants Summa This?" 8.1 (2368 votes)

Right Over the Dam 8.1 (2968 votes)

Terminal Creativity 8.0 (1813 votes)

Tree vs. Man 7.8 (2372 votes)

Chicken to Go 7.7 (2523 votes)

Cold Call 7.7 (1939 votes)

The Army's a Blast 7.6 (2661 votes)

Homemade Wine 7.6 (1170 votes)

Dope on a Rope 7.5 (3839 votes)

Damned if You Do... 7.5 (5412 votes)

Flying Dutchman 7.4 (1674 votes)

Tunnel Vision 7.3 (1304 votes)

Lava Lamp 7.2 (6115 votes)

Snake Man 7.2 (1411 votes)

Daring Feet 6.9 (1552 votes)

Amateur Bomb Inspector 6.3 (2874 votes)

Closer Look at Victoria Falls 6.0 (4120 votes)

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