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2004 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Rutting Contest 8.7 (3466 votes)

Man Drowns in Kitchen Sink 8.6 (5359 votes)

Spy vs. Self 8.6 (3287 votes)

Do-It-Yourself Landmine 8.4 (3116 votes)

4-1-0 Club 8.4 (2836 votes)

Stepping Out 8.3 (2641 votes)

Watch Out for That Tree! 8.2 (1975 votes)

Aim to Win 8.1 (1677 votes)

Hold That Bus! 8.1 (5399 votes)

"Who Wants Summa This?" 8.1 (2346 votes)

Bannister to Heaven 8.1 (1351 votes)

Right Over the Dam 8.1 (2955 votes)

Terminal Creativity 8.0 (1806 votes)

Tree vs. Man 7.8 (2346 votes)

Chicken to Go 7.7 (2484 votes)

Cold Call 7.7 (1925 votes)

The Army's a Blast 7.6 (2651 votes)

Homemade Wine 7.6 (1155 votes)

Damned if You Do... 7.5 (5395 votes)

Flying Dutchman 7.4 (1660 votes)

Dope on a Rope 7.4 (3813 votes)

Tunnel Vision 7.3 (1295 votes)

Lava Lamp 7.2 (6094 votes)

Snake Man 7.2 (1397 votes)

Daring Feet 6.9 (1540 votes)

Amateur Bomb Inspector 6.3 (2853 votes)

Closer Look at Victoria Falls 6.0 (4106 votes)

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