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2007 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Crutch, Meet Crotch 8.8 (4425 votes)

The Enema Within 8.2 (10996 votes)

Pushmi-Pullyu 8.1 (502 votes)

Falling in Love 8.0 (13196 votes)

A Cow-ardly Death 7.8 (2592 votes)

Weight Lift 7.8 (4860 votes)

Beer for Bears 7.7 (4024 votes)

Support Group 7.7 (5070 votes)

Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (3512 votes)

A Prop-er Sendoff 7.6 (5946 votes)

Whac-A-Mole 7.6 (7742 votes)

Oil Tank Trampoline 7.5 (7382 votes)

Ditched 7.2 (1587 votes)

Elephants Press Back 7.2 (3394 votes)

Electronic Fireworks 7.1 (4793 votes)

The Alchemist 7.1 (3114 votes)

Barn Razing 7.1 (4412 votes)

Timing is Everything 7.0 (2176 votes)

Descent of Man 7.0 (1252 votes)

Kite Surfer 6.8 (3180 votes)

Fatal a-Traction 6.5 (1870 votes)

Four Great Ideas 6.4 (1167 votes)

The Laptop Still Works! 6.4 (3747 votes)

Breathless 6.4 (554 votes)

Fatal Foaming Action 5.4 (2492 votes)

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