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2007 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Crutch, Meet Crotch 8.8 (4685 votes)

The Enema Within 8.2 (11130 votes)

Pushmi-Pullyu 8.1 (532 votes)

Falling in Love 8.0 (13246 votes)

A Cow-ardly Death 7.8 (2646 votes)

Weight Lift 7.8 (4901 votes)

Beer for Bears 7.7 (4067 votes)

Support Group 7.7 (5092 votes)

Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (3552 votes)

A Prop-er Sendoff 7.6 (5981 votes)

Whac-A-Mole 7.6 (7855 votes)

Oil Tank Trampoline 7.5 (7420 votes)

Ditched 7.3 (1620 votes)

Elephants Press Back 7.2 (3485 votes)

Electronic Fireworks 7.1 (4830 votes)

The Alchemist 7.1 (3231 votes)

Timing is Everything 7.1 (2205 votes)

Barn Razing 7.1 (4433 votes)

Descent of Man 7.0 (1292 votes)

Kite Surfer 6.8 (3220 votes)

Fatal a-Traction 6.5 (1890 votes)

The Laptop Still Works! 6.5 (3899 votes)

Four Great Ideas 6.4 (1197 votes)

Breathless 6.4 (574 votes)

Fatal Foaming Action 5.4 (2512 votes)

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