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2007 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Crutch, Meet Crotch 8.5 (1619 votes)

The Enema Within 8.1 (9616 votes)

Falling in Love 7.9 (12484 votes)

Pushmi-Pullyu 7.8 (122 votes)

Weight Lift 7.8 (4371 votes)

A Cow-ardly Death 7.7 (2051 votes)

Support Group 7.7 (4834 votes)

Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (3115 votes)

Beer for Bears 7.6 (3578 votes)

Whac-A-Mole 7.6 (6594 votes)

A Prop-er Sendoff 7.5 (5577 votes)

Oil Tank Trampoline 7.5 (6998 votes)

Elephants Press Back 7.2 (2444 votes)

Barn Razing 7.1 (4140 votes)

Electronic Fireworks 7.0 (4463 votes)

Ditched 6.9 (1202 votes)

The Alchemist 6.8 (1927 votes)

Timing is Everything 6.8 (1833 votes)

Descent of Man 6.8 (909 votes)

Fatal a-Traction 6.5 (1621 votes)

Four Great Ideas 6.3 (400 votes)

The Laptop Still Works! 6.0 (2492 votes)

Breathless 5.6 (234 votes)

Fatal Foaming Action 5.2 (2207 votes)

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