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Darwin Awards
2007 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Crutch, Meet Crotch 8.8 (4887 votes)

The Enema Within 8.2 (11247 votes)

Pushmi-Pullyu 8.1 (569 votes)

Falling in Love 8.0 (13298 votes)

A Cow-ardly Death 7.8 (2683 votes)

Weight Lift 7.8 (4937 votes)

Support Group 7.8 (5122 votes)

Beer for Bears 7.7 (4110 votes)

Stop. Look. Listen. 7.7 (3590 votes)

A Prop-er Sendoff 7.6 (6028 votes)

Whac-A-Mole 7.6 (7932 votes)

Oil Tank Trampoline 7.5 (7457 votes)

Ditched 7.3 (1667 votes)

Elephants Press Back 7.3 (3528 votes)

The Alchemist 7.2 (3306 votes)

Electronic Fireworks 7.1 (4860 votes)

Timing is Everything 7.1 (2236 votes)

Barn Razing 7.1 (4470 votes)

Descent of Man 7.1 (1321 votes)

Sky Surfer 6.9 (3250 votes)

Fatal a-Traction 6.5 (1914 votes)

The Laptop Still Works! 6.5 (4016 votes)

Breathless 6.5 (598 votes)

Four Great Ideas 6.4 (1220 votes)

Fatal Foaming Action 5.4 (2536 votes)

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