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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Santa Ignorância 8.6 (22723 votes)

Payback 8.4 (370 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9143 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (371 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.0 (5871 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10170 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7311 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6289 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10502 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7815 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4024 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7639 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7607 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (8041 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5050 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.6 (354 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3259 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4191 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.4 (686 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.3 (3365 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6581 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.2 (2596 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3891 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3350 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (4013 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.3 (286 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5283 votes)

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