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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Priest Visits Boss (Balloon Priest) (Padre Baloneiro) 8.6 (22176 votes)

Payback 8.4 (345 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (305 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9119 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.0 (5825 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6267 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7288 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10134 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7610 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7536 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7732 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10452 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4006 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5030 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.7 (333 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (8019 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3240 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4170 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.4 (670 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.2 (3346 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6553 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.1 (2573 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3881 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3328 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (3997 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.4 (231 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5259 votes)

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