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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Santa Ignorância 8.6 (22716 votes)

Payback 8.4 (368 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9142 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (367 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.0 (5868 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10169 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7308 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6288 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10498 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7811 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4023 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7637 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7606 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (8039 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5048 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.6 (353 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3259 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4191 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.4 (685 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.3 (3362 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6577 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.1 (2593 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3891 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3346 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (4013 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.3 (285 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5282 votes)

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