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2008 Darwin Awards

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Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (1753 votes)

Steel is Gold 7.7 (1904 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.7 (547 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.7 (1956 votes)

Pining Away 7.7 (3076 votes)

Boner! 7.6 (2742 votes)

Going to Seed 7.5 (526 votes)

Pierced! 7.5 (3075 votes)

On the Piste 7.5 (949 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.4 (587 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.4 (2572 votes)

Into the Abyss 7.2 (1439 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.0 (350 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.7 (418 votes)

Organ Donors 5.7 (730 votes)

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