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Darwin Awards
2008 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Priest Visits Boss (Balloon Priest) (Padre Baloneiro) 8.6 (22227 votes)

Payback 8.4 (357 votes)

An Illuminating Story 8.0 (322 votes)

A One Track Mind 8.0 (9126 votes)

Rub the Mint 8.0 (5841 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.9 (6271 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.9 (7297 votes)

Pining Away 7.9 (10153 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.8 (7623 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.8 (7556 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.8 (7788 votes)

Boner! 7.8 (10470 votes)

On the Piste 7.8 (4015 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.7 (5035 votes)

One Foot In The Pool... 7.7 (338 votes)

Pierced! 7.7 (8025 votes)

Pillar Of Strength 7.5 (3248 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (4180 votes)

Not Fast Enough Food 7.4 (675 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.2 (3354 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.2 (6561 votes)

Low Flying Drunks 7.1 (2582 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.7 (3887 votes)

Wheel Of Fortune 6.7 (3333 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (4004 votes)

Killer Fuel Economy 6.4 (242 votes)

Organ Donors 5.8 (5270 votes)

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