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Darwin Awards
2002 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Shoot 'em Off 8.6 (3290 votes)

Faulty Aim Fatal 8.5 (30417 votes)

What's That Sound? 8.4 (11911 votes)

Firecracker Chainsaw Massacre 8.4 (20033 votes)

Tied Off 8.3 (8936 votes)

Human Torch 8.2 (2549 votes)

Wounded Wire Bites Back 8.2 (12829 votes)

Bees 1, Humans 0 7.9 (8181 votes)

Border Crossing 7.7 (5943 votes)

Wrong and Wronger 7.7 (6582 votes)

Chainsaw Insurance 7.6 (15399 votes)

Slip Sliding Away 7.6 (4312 votes)

The Worm Has Turned 7.5 (5247 votes)

Return to Trees Fails 7.5 (11039 votes)

Sneakers 7.4 (2467 votes)

Saw a Grenade 7.3 (17344 votes)

Caveat Emptor 7.3 (12041 votes)

Rocket Tester 7.3 (12253 votes)

Truck Stop 7.1 (9027 votes)

Romanian Trains 7.0 (16702 votes)

Losing Face 6.9 (12408 votes)

Jet Taxi 6.9 (12786 votes)

Booby Traps Trap Boob 6.8 (11741 votes)

Well-Trained 6.5 (8643 votes)

I Can't Swim! 6.3 (14423 votes)

Fir Tree Trimmer 6.1 (548 votes)

Daredevil 6.1 (12694 votes)

Blowhole 5.8 (27550 votes)

A Rocky Roll 5.7 (6209 votes)

Mechanic Mayhem 5.4 (9706 votes)

Depth of a Fisherman 4.9 (7241 votes)

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