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He stood in the raised bucket of a front-end loader, and poked at the sneakers with a device consisting of a fourteen-foot coppper tube with a pocketknife taped to the end. The determined employee had nearly removed a pair of shoes, when the knife pierced the insulation and made contact with the electrical wire. He was knocked out of the bucket and landed on the hood of the loader, with burns on his hands, a foot, and his buttocks. He died from his injuries three weeks later. Does his death seem the obvious result of a foolish choice? Not according to his mother, who said, "Nobody knows what really happened."
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READER COMMENT: "This cannot be true! I am an electrical engineering technologist, and work directly with on high and low voltage electricity. The strong insulation on a high voltage distribution wire is impossible to pierce with a knife on a pipe, so the wire could not have been high voltage. Furthermore, even if the knife had pierced the insulation, the tires on the vehicle would insulate the employee from the ground, preventing electric shock. Bucket trucks lift line crews to work on live 25,000V power lines all the time." -V. Cameron
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Visit the Darwin Awards Giftshop Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection
Hardback. 240 pages. Autographed.$15 A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools. This book includes more History of the Awards, Gordon's Law, and 10 discussions of evolution, including speciation and the role of verbal memes in civilization. Autographed by Author! |
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