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Darwin Awards
2003 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Unsafe and Insane 8.6 (2263 votes)

Ultimate Quest for Airtime 8.3 (2350 votes)

Dying for a Ciggie 8.1 (590 votes)

Workin' at the Car Wash 8.1 (6853 votes)

Love Struck 8.0 (5688 votes)

Slaughterhouse Robbery 7.8 (4223 votes)

Second Time's the Charm 7.6 (4075 votes)

Jack Up 7.6 (3873 votes)

ZAP! 7.5 (1440 votes)

Hurricane Blumpkin 7.4 (737 votes)

Pancake Thief 7.3 (4808 votes)

Exploding Ex-tortionist 7.3 (3663 votes)

A Honey of a Buzz 7.3 (1248 votes)

Killer Shades 7.3 (1032 votes)

Sharp Landing 7.2 (2956 votes)

Tree Hard, Head Empty 7.0 (5125 votes)

Master Welder 7.0 (2466 votes)

Shooting Blanks 6.9 (13860 votes)

Asphalt Tattoo 6.8 (1606 votes)

Self-Demolition Derby 6.5 (861 votes)

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