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Darwin Awards
2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.4 (2853 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3536 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.4 (5922 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2111 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (1842 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.2 (2460 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1436 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1811 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.0 (1625 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2490 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4077 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (3910 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.2 (3273 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1844 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1556 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1381 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.0 (2480 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1573 votes)

Wetting The Bed 6.9 (1329 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (590 votes)

Double Parking 6.3 (2911 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1414 votes)

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