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Darwin Awards
2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3068 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6042 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3645 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2186 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2553 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2009 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1668 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1502 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1888 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2558 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4169 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4003 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3348 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1898 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1610 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1429 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.0 (2542 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1618 votes)

Wetting The Bed 6.9 (1419 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (623 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (2971 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1545 votes)

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