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Darwin Awards
2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.4 (2823 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3508 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.4 (5888 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2095 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (1825 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.2 (2442 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2476 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1424 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.0 (1611 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1800 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4043 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (3880 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3261 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1835 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1546 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.0 (2465 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1363 votes)

Wetting The Bed 6.9 (1315 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1565 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (585 votes)

Double Parking 6.3 (2902 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1401 votes)

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