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Darwin Awards
2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.4 (2843 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3527 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.4 (5913 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2105 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (1835 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.2 (2455 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1621 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1430 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1808 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2487 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4069 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (3902 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.2 (3268 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1842 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1555 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1378 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.0 (2475 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1571 votes)

Wetting The Bed 6.9 (1327 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (589 votes)

Double Parking 6.3 (2908 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1410 votes)

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