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Darwin Awards
2009 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Sparkleberry Lane 8.5 (3095 votes)

Muffled Explosion 8.5 (6072 votes)

Mock Death 8.4 (3665 votes)

Dying To Go 8.3 (2199 votes)

A Shoe-In Winner 8.3 (2563 votes)

Crushing Debt 8.2 (2028 votes)

Tennessee Pee 8.1 (1678 votes)

Race To The Bottooommm 8.0 (1516 votes)

Painkiller 8.0 (1901 votes)

Doublemint Dumb 8.0 (2577 votes)

Double Dip 7.9 (4185 votes)

She Talks Faster Than She Walks 7.5 (4036 votes)

Saw It Coming! 7.3 (3365 votes)

Dynamite Rancher 7.2 (1903 votes)

Poor Decision On A Major Scale 7.1 (1621 votes)

Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus 7.0 (1439 votes)

Epitaph, She Liked Feathers 7.0 (2557 votes)

Fool's Gold 6.9 (1628 votes)

Wetting The Bed 6.9 (1441 votes)

Bricks in the Head 6.6 (633 votes)

Double Parking 6.4 (2987 votes)

Nutty Putty Cave 6.1 (1584 votes)

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