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Darwin Awards
2000 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Shorties: Stupid Human Tricks 8.5 (9056 votes)

Gun Safety Training 8.4 (16002 votes)

7.9 (17750 votes)

The Daily Grind 7.7 (10136 votes)

Fireworks Fiasco 7.6 (11066 votes)

Niagara Falls 7.5 (8272 votes)

Fast Food Fatality 7.2 (10233 votes)

Human Popsicle 7.2 (6238 votes)

Home Grown Chute 7.2 (6924 votes)

Come On In! 7.2 (14408 votes)

Stab in the Dark 7.2 (14140 votes)

Sand Surfing 7.1 (8861 votes)

Forklift Safety Video 7.1 (11675 votes)

Shocking Fall 7.0 (22335 votes)

Crappy Driving Award 7.0 (20246 votes)

Do It Yourself, Do Yourself In 7.0 (3768 votes)

Father Knows Best 6.9 (13093 votes)

Testing Faith 6.8 (5987 votes)

Chute Boy 6.7 (7434 votes)

What's That Ringing? 6.7 (14702 votes)

William Tell Overture 6.7 (17871 votes)

Ostrich Axioms 6.6 (4526 votes)

Human Hitching Post 6.6 (13367 votes)

Out With a Bang! 6.6 (9132 votes)

Settle the Score 6.5 (6434 votes)

Short & Sweet 6.4 (7335 votes)

Rappin' on Heaven's Door 6.4 (18103 votes)

Three Clowns on a Scooter 6.3 (5547 votes)

Fantastic Plastic Lover 6.3 (14077 votes)

Two Avalanche Alaskan 6.3 (3700 votes)

Circular Reasoning 6.3 (17459 votes)

Baby Drives Me Crazy 6.3 (10781 votes)

Elevator Wedgie 6.2 (2143 votes)

Hornet Challenge 6.2 (7928 votes)

High on Grass 6.1 (1253 votes)

Running of the Bulls 6.0 (9585 votes)

Hardheads 5.9 (5282 votes)

Stoned Sleep 5.6 (12260 votes)

Polar Bear Swim 5.5 (26896 votes)

Can Duck Shooters Swim? 5.5 (11317 votes)

Duct Tape 5.4 (9585 votes)

Kiss of Death 5.4 (23290 votes)

Perilous Pose 5.3 (5879 votes)

Tired of it All 4.9 (16759 votes)

Throwing Stones 4.8 (9875 votes)

A Fell Death 4.8 (14248 votes)

Moscow Marauder 4.5 (7995 votes)

Concrete Cylinder Roll 4.0 (5390 votes)

Power Punch Proves Fatal 2.8 (7249 votes)

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