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Darwin Awards
1999 Darwin Awards

Newsletter Signup Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Living on Zionist Time 8.3 (2584 votes)

Fatal Footsie 7.7 (8457 votes)

Gone Fishin' 7.7 (7261 votes)

Hurricane News Junkie 7.6 (1140 votes)

Darwin Awards Shorts 7.5 (1906 votes)

Copper Caper 7.5 (2195 votes)

Up In Smoke 7.2 (4622 votes)

Dead Spitter 7.2 (6090 votes)

Sink the Cue Ball 7.2 (2608 votes)

Burmese Python 7.2 (2225 votes)

The Bumbershoot 7.1 (6146 votes)

Smarter Animals 7.1 (5406 votes)

Firefighters Ignite! 7.1 (2538 votes)

The Winner Gets... a Post Mortem 7.1 (2623 votes)

Go Speed Racer Go 7.0 (3363 votes)

Flames of Passion 7.0 (6526 votes)

Roller-Coaster 6.9 (4648 votes)

Peeper Plummets 6.9 (1843 votes)

Intelligence Blunders 6.8 (2761 votes)

Walking on Water 6.8 (2518 votes)

Shell Shot 6.8 (5431 votes)

Dum Dum Boutique 6.7 (3734 votes)

Snake Charmer? 6.7 (4474 votes)

Lights Out 6.6 (2637 votes)

Laughing Gas 6.5 (8288 votes)

What's New Pussycat? 6.5 (6608 votes)

Maine Chainsaw Romance 6.4 (6474 votes)

Yosemite Hike 6.4 (689 votes)

Rob Your Neighbor 6.3 (3773 votes)

Resistance is Futile 6.3 (1899 votes)

Breatharianism 6.3 (5811 votes)

Love Crushed Sex 6.2 (8404 votes)

Good Trumps Evil at Church 6.1 (6764 votes)

Wet Will He 6.1 (3179 votes)

Power of Satan? 6.1 (7652 votes)

Sex and Suffocation 6.0 (6780 votes)

Mental Eclipse 6.0 (2084 votes)

Liposuction Tragedy 6.0 (8534 votes)

Hard Work Rewards 5.7 (6843 votes)

Wild Animal Lesson 5.6 (5526 votes)

Stay With the Herd! 5.5 (4340 votes)

Ur-inate-iot 5.5 (9234 votes)

Yosemite Parachute Safety 5.4 (5186 votes)

Fatal Footwear Fashion 5.4 (2277 votes)

Wiped Out 5.2 (9504 votes)

Killer Whale Rodeo 5.2 (9836 votes)

That Sinking Feeling 5.0 (2399 votes)

Avoiding a Fight 5.0 (1535 votes)

Show Off 4.9 (1911 votes)

Sleepfalling 4.6 (2525 votes)

Poisonous Pets 4.6 (4561 votes)

Sauna Kills Monk 4.5 (1917 votes)

Silenced by the Lambs 4.4 (5502 votes)

Paragliding vs. Parasailing 3.2 (3900 votes)

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