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Person decapitated at Six Flags
How to open a box of explosives
No chicken
Wasn't using it anyway...
Off-duty officer wounded in prank
look down!
Stupid Window Cleaner
Balcony Leap
Climbing Failure
Morbid Curiosity: A Snapshot
Steamroller joyride gone bad
Man cuts himself in Two
Unplugged?
Say "Cheese!"
Red Head
Man Killed Trying To Steal Tires Of
Mousetrap Mangled Manhood
"Dukes of Hazard"
Electrizing measurement effort
Heart Shocking
Aligator removes wrong part
Electrocuted by train power line
Man Emerges From Storm Drain
Woman sits in I-10 and dies
Phoning is the End of the Line
Fence post takes out student
How high is it?
Head Brick Break
Dead man found in hot trunk
Copper theif dies in vault
elevator
It apparently takes more than one..
Man found dead in Calgary manhole
Slow Learner
electric esauphogus
Ax that spider!
Clothes Dryer Grill
Never assume . . .
It is really good beer
How hard is your head?
IT'S NOT BULLETPROOF!!!
Exeter Bomber
Burglar Pancake
How Not to Drain a Plant
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers Fr
Smoking bomb
Sheepdog in Tractor kills Farmer
Hangar 18
Race to the Pole
Take a Picture, It'll last longer!
Flamming lips
Timmy fell down the well..really
Genital warts
Near Miss
11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c
Check for pets before breaking in
Rock Climbing Incident
Ooops you've been ULed
Mega hurts
puts the "hot" in the icy hot
Exterminator? Not so Much.
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Stories Ranked by Vote

Person decapitated at Six Flags 9.2 (363 votes)

How to open a box of explosives 9.1 (40 votes)

No chicken 8.8 (10 votes)

Wasn't using it anyway... 8.7 (18 votes)

Off-duty officer wounded in prank 8.7 (54 votes)

look down! 8.6 (8 votes)

Stupid Window Cleaner 8.5 (12 votes)

Balcony Leap 8.4 (14 votes)

Climbing Failure 8.4 (15 votes)

Morbid Curiosity: A Snapshot 8.3 (56 votes)

Steamroller joyride gone bad 8.2 (40 votes)

Man cuts himself in Two 8.2 (65 votes)

Unplugged? 8.1 (82 votes)

Say "Cheese!" 8.1 (17 votes)

Red Head 8.1 (37 votes)

Man Killed Trying To Steal Tires Of 8.0 (38 votes)

Mousetrap Mangled Manhood 8.0 (41 votes)

"Dukes of Hazard" 7.9 (41 votes)

Electrizing measurement effort 7.8 (25 votes)

Heart Shocking 7.8 (13 votes)

Aligator removes wrong part 7.8 (26 votes)

Electrocuted by train power line 7.8 (10 votes)

Man Emerges From Storm Drain 7.8 (15 votes)

Woman sits in I-10 and dies 7.7 (20 votes)

Phoning is the End of the Line 7.7 (36 votes)

Fence post takes out student 7.6 (48 votes)

How high is it? 7.6 (32 votes)

Head Brick Break 7.5 (44 votes)

Dead man found in hot trunk 7.5 (30 votes)

Copper theif dies in vault 7.4 (11 votes)

elevator 7.3 (13 votes)

It apparently takes more than one.. 7.3 (21 votes)

Man found dead in Calgary manhole 7.2 (5 votes)

Slow Learner 7.2 (7 votes)

electric esauphogus 7.1 (32 votes)

Ax that spider! 7.1 (36 votes)

Clothes Dryer Grill 7.0 (30 votes)

Never assume . . . 7.0 (8 votes)

It is really good beer 6.8 (17 votes)

How hard is your head? 6.7 (22 votes)

IT'S NOT BULLETPROOF!!! 6.7 (41 votes)

Exeter Bomber 6.6 (92 votes)

Burglar Pancake 6.4 (9 votes)

How Not to Drain a Plant 6.0 (17 votes)

Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers Fr 5.8 (33 votes)

Smoking bomb 5.8 (7 votes)

Sheepdog in Tractor kills Farmer 5.8 (24 votes)

Hangar 18 5.5 (17 votes)

Race to the Pole 5.5 (22 votes)

Take a Picture, It'll last longer! 5.3 (13 votes)

Flamming lips 5.2 (13 votes)

Timmy fell down the well..really 5.1 (10 votes)

Genital warts 5.1 (20 votes)

Near Miss 5.1 (9 votes)

11,000 volt fatal shock for Leeds c 5.0 (2 votes)

Check for pets before breaking in 4.9 (22 votes)

Rock Climbing Incident 4.8 (16 votes)

Ooops you've been ULed 4.7 (8 votes)

Mega hurts 3.5 (7 votes)

puts the "hot" in the icy hot 2.8 (12 votes)

Exterminator? Not so Much. 2.7 (20 votes)

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