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Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors

The stupidity displayed by the participants
in the following tales stops short of the ultimate
sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation.

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2010 The Mettle of the Kettle Medieval Mayhem Shockingly Conductive Flying Door Pipe Cleaner Anchor Bomb Hard Science Real-Life Frogger FAIL Skate The Interstate A Little Dinghy Alligator River

2009 Mortar Fire The Mane Attraction ICanSayIToldYouSo My Father, the PhD Down In The Dumps Single Bud Vase Boom Boom Bees Chutes and Spills Not Even Half-Baked Nitrating The Unknown On-Call Orthopod Cap-ping Cap-pow White Spirit Pill Pusher Clap Clap Clap Your Hands Bonehead Bowling Duct Don't Gimpy Wendy A Putty Bullet Mr. Tinker Hot Buns Ninja Wannabe Cats Land On All Fours Agua Ski Calamity Ninja Deer Hunter An Un-fun Whirlwind Christmas Light Zinger The Great Fruitcake Incident Motorized Bar Stool Popsicle Caps'n'Hammer Kid Tennis Blow Locker Room Humor A Drilliant Idea A Clear Lesson Birch Slapped Against The Odds, Nothing!

2008 Bench Press Mexican Divorce The Turn Of The Screw Orca Made Me Do It Missionary Kid A Really Bad Commute A Cushioned Blow Battered Sausage Never Change It's The Cure That'll Kill You Molten Copper Shower Roundabout Rocket Putting the Pain in Propane Spin Cycle Shocking Rappel Riders on the Storm

2007 Unfinished Project Buffalo Stampede Definitely Not Deadly "Bite Me!" Kicked the Bucket Splitting Headache Recycled Bullets Bed Of Embers Red Hot Chili Peppers Joking A Round A Slippery Slope Shattered Ego Hot-Rod The Spirit is Willing Stormwater Surfer Miss a Near Miss

2006 Flyswatter Star Wars Helmet Head Brothers Well Met Tales from the Finnish Forest Loose Change Snake in the Grass Shark Kiss

2005 "Juice Me Up!" Nighttime Fun with Bullets Robo-Cop Oops, Did It Again Science

2004 Welding Warning Kills Bugs Dead Serbian Tsunami Permanent Prophylactic Hammer Head Baked Bullet Surprise Hot Pants Self-Protection Crotch Rocket Exploding Boat Overheated Engine Clean Brake Flaming Bungee Jump A Fast Escape White Russians Exploding Outhouse Cleaning Solution Testosterone, Chickens, and Guns

2003 The Last Laugh Eel Enema A Medical First at Oktoberfest Happy Camper Catching the Boat Go With the Floe Picture Perfect Cop Story Warm Snakes Off We Go...

2002 Shed Protection Short Arm of the Law Wades With Sharks I Shot the Sheriff Child Pandering Wet'n'Dry Shop Vac Beer Chaser Wild Shot Baked Alaska New Hog

2001 Twice the Pain West Virginia Alibi Sobriety Test Phenomenal Failure Tied to His Work Call Girl Life's a Gas Tumble Dry The Sting Toilet Trap Rob Peter to Pay Paul Shell Necklace Morsel of Evidence (un)Armed and Dangerous Snow Bunnies Sewer Shower Aircraft Airhead Parole Calling Card Out of Gas Hunger vs. Fear Duct Tape Teacher Hippo Hop Ferguson 2, Thieves 0 Dumb Drunk Charcoal Grilled Familiar Knickers Planning Ahead Shark Petting Zoo Student Film Folly

2000 Mr. Happy's Vacuum Bodacious Bud Revenge of the Gopher Archery Practice Woman Disarmed by Tiger Stubborn Stains Concealed Weapon Wile E. Coyote of Burglars Petrol Stockpile Three Times a Loser Pick Your Target I Just Flicked My Bic! Amateur Murderer Explosive Mix of Girls All Aboard Armed and Dangerous? Cheez Whiz Chimney Manners Trash Compactor Runaway Bridge Tainted Turkey Coors Light and the Ultra Light The Party's Over

1999 Airbag Weapons Loch Ness Monster Horse Drug Experiment Nine Times a Loser Parrot Hunter Stupid Criminal Tricks Caulker Burner Zany New Zealand Contest Kiss Bites Back Scoutmaster Snare Swim with Dolphins Briefs Beat Breathalyzer Chimney Safety Kaboom! Don't Mess With Mama Bear Mis-Steak Doggone Foot Overkill II Smokers Ignite! Limo and Latte Burglar Drinker a Digit Down House Hunting Gone Awry Men Hospitalized Eating Chili

1998 Lawn Chair Larry Scrotum Self-Repair Plane Stupid Official Drug Test Firewalls Blondes and Oil Changes Pumped Up! Stingy Scientist Outwitting a Thief Cooking with Gas Poor Sense of Direction License to Steal Chicken with a Train Sunny Side Up Klutzy Crook Right Tool for the Right Job Spare Some Change?


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