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Darwin Awards
2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.8 (485 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.7 (405 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.7 (892 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.6 (679 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.5 (149 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.4 (171 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.4 (265 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 8.3 (71 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.1 (608 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 8.1 (97 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.0 (95 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.0 (188 votes)

White Spirit 8.0 (447 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.9 (338 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.8 (105 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.7 (192 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (201 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.4 (138 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.3 (607 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.3 (286 votes)

Hot Buns 7.3 (562 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.2 (194 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.2 (217 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.2 (1075 votes)

Christmas Light Zinger 7.1 (269 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 7.1 (112 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.1 (973 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 6.9 (296 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 6.7 (88 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.5 (234 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (657 votes)

Popsicle 6.5 (101 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.4 (158 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.4 (159 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.4 (231 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.5 (60 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 4.8 (38 votes)

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