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Darwin Awards
2009 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.3 (2063 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.1 (65 votes)

On Call Orthopod 8.0 (360 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.9 (498 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.5 (248 votes)

Not Even Half Baked 7.5 (694 votes)

Chutes and Spills 7.4 (845 votes)

Silly Putty 7.4 (41 votes)

Hot Buns 7.2 (457 votes)

Cats Land On All Four 7.1 (907 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 6.8 (768 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.4 (535 votes)

License to Spill 5.3 (532 votes)

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