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Darwin Awards
2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.9 (748 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.8 (999 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.7 (490 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.6 (826 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.6 (200 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.5 (319 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.4 (244 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 8.3 (162 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.2 (146 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 8.2 (125 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.0 (703 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.0 (224 votes)

White Spirit 8.0 (508 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.9 (157 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.8 (278 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.8 (388 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (224 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.4 (719 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.4 (340 votes)

Hot Buns 7.3 (599 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.3 (172 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.2 (1139 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.2 (233 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.2 (252 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.1 (1017 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 7.1 (344 votes)

Christmas Light Zinger 7.1 (322 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 6.7 (164 votes)

Popsicle 6.6 (127 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.6 (273 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 6.6 (164 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (690 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.4 (203 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.4 (201 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.3 (276 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.5 (99 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 5.3 (69 votes)

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