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Darwin Awards
2009 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Mortar Fire 8.9 (770 votes)

The Mane Attraction 8.8 (1005 votes)

ICanSayIToldYouSo 8.7 (497 votes)

My Father, the PhD 8.6 (837 votes)

Down In The Dumps 8.6 (203 votes)

Single Bud Vase 8.5 (324 votes)

Boom Boom Bees 8.4 (251 votes)

Nitrating The Unknown 8.3 (168 votes)

Chutes and Spills 8.2 (152 votes)

Not Even Half-Baked 8.1 (130 votes)

Homemade Howitzer 8.1 (707 votes)

Cap-ping Cap-pow 8.0 (227 votes)

White Spirit 8.0 (514 votes)

Clap Clap Clap Your Hands 7.9 (286 votes)

Pill Pusher 7.8 (159 votes)

Bonehead Bowling 7.8 (391 votes)

Gimpy Wendy 7.5 (735 votes)

Duct Don't 7.5 (227 votes)

A Putty Bullet 7.4 (174 votes)

Mr. Tinker 7.4 (343 votes)

Hot Buns 7.3 (604 votes)

Cats Land On All Fours 7.2 (1145 votes)

Ninja Wannabe 7.2 (235 votes)

Agua Ski Calamity 7.2 (254 votes)

Ninja Deer Hunter 7.1 (1022 votes)

An Un-Fun Whirlwind 7.1 (348 votes)

Christmas Light Zinger 7.1 (325 votes)

The Great Fruitcake Incident 6.8 (169 votes)

Popsicle 6.6 (131 votes)

Tennis Blow 6.6 (278 votes)

Motorized Bar Stool 6.6 (166 votes)

Caps'n'Hammer Kid 6.5 (695 votes)

Locker Room Humor 6.4 (206 votes)

A Drilliant Idea 6.4 (203 votes)

A Clear Lesson 6.3 (279 votes)

Birch Slapped 5.6 (103 votes)

Against The Odds, Nothing! 5.4 (73 votes)

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