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Darwin Awards
2008 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bench Press 9.1 (197 votes)

Mexican Divorce 8.1 (1868 votes)

Orca Made Me Do It 8.1 (616 votes)

Missionary Kid 8.1 (1163 votes)

The Turn Of The Screw 8.1 (775 votes)

A Really Bad Commute 7.7 (738 votes)

A Cushioned Blow 7.6 (1519 votes)

Never Change 7.5 (704 votes)

Battered Sausage 7.5 (1776 votes)

It's The Cure That'll Kill You 7.4 (164 votes)

Molten Copper Shower 7.3 (598 votes)

Roundabout Rocket 7.1 (572 votes)

Spin Cycle 7.0 (1350 votes)

Putting the Pain in Propane 7.0 (452 votes)

Shocking Rappel 6.8 (563 votes)

Riders on the Storm 6.5 (565 votes)

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