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Darwin Awards
2008 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bench Press 9.1 (307 votes)

Mexican Divorce 8.1 (1963 votes)

The Turn Of The Screw 8.1 (824 votes)

Orca Made Me Do It 8.1 (665 votes)

Missionary Kid 8.1 (1207 votes)

A Really Bad Commute 7.7 (777 votes)

A Cushioned Blow 7.6 (1560 votes)

Battered Sausage 7.5 (1843 votes)

Never Change 7.5 (738 votes)

It's The Cure That'll Kill You 7.5 (205 votes)

Molten Copper Shower 7.4 (632 votes)

Roundabout Rocket 7.1 (603 votes)

Putting the Pain in Propane 7.0 (486 votes)

Spin Cycle 7.0 (1396 votes)

Shocking Rappel 6.8 (613 votes)

Riders on the Storm 6.5 (596 votes)

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