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Darwin Awards
2004 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Welding Warning 8.6 (1566 votes)

Kills Bugs Dead 8.5 (3200 votes)

Serbian Tsunami 8.3 (3744 votes)

Permanent Prophylactic 7.9 (1075 votes)

Hammer Head 7.9 (1089 votes)

Baked Bullet Surprise 7.8 (1453 votes)

Hot Pants 7.7 (5042 votes)

Self-Protection 7.7 (544 votes)

Crotch Rocket 7.6 (1181 votes)

Exploding Boat 7.5 (396 votes)

Overheated Engine 7.4 (1983 votes)

Clean Brake 7.3 (722 votes)

Flaming Bungee Jump 7.2 (842 votes)

A Fast Escape 7.1 (1752 votes)

White Russians 7.1 (1831 votes)

Exploding Outhouse 7.0 (688 votes)

Testosterone, Chickens, and Guns 6.6 (829 votes)

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