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| Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. |
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(8 September 2002, Italy) "Hey watch this!" A 53-year-old Glasgow man,
attempting what police describe as a bizarre stunt, attached a climber's
snap hook to an unused overhead tram cable and attempted to manually ride
down the mountain. But the mountain was steep, gravity was constant, and
he was unable to moderate his rate of descent. He accelerated out of
control, and within seconds crashed against the rocks, and proceeded to
bash his way 200 meters down the slope before impacting a pylon. Reports
state that several people attempted to stop him from riding down the cable.
He should have listened to their advice. When he came to rest, he was DOA.
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The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action
Hardback. 327 pages. Autographed.$15 185 Stories! In the ongoing saga of Survival of the Fittest, meet the thief who steals electrical wires without shutting off the current! Marvel at the would-be pilot who suspends his lawnchair from helium balloons! Learn from the man who peers into a gas can using a cigarette lighter...! This book also includes a History of the Darwin Awards, Darwin Haiku, and a dozen humorous discussions of the implications of evolution, including the origin of idiots, and the role of testosterone. Autographed by Author! |
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