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The Darwin Awards Gift Shop
Hardback. 304 pages. Autographed.
$15
The human race's most popular humor series returns with a brand-new
collection of macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve
our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, the Darwin
Awards III shows once more how uncommon common sense still is.
Salute the sheriff who inadvertently shot himself--twice! Witness
the insurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw! Heed the
story of the farmer who avoided bee stings by sealing his head in a plastic
bag! Cringe at the man crushed by a branch he'd just severed... directly
over his head!
123 new stories, 18 full-page illustrations, plus discussions of transgenic
animals, the origin of life, and more.
Autographed by Author!
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Ski Theft Backfires
(February 1998) Matthew and his friends were sliding down a Mammoth Mountain ski run on a foam pad at 3am, when he crashed into a lift tower and died. His makeshift sledge of yellow foam had been stolen from the legs of a lift tower on Stump Alley. The cushion is meant to protect skiers who hit the tower, and the tower Matthew ran into was the one from which he had created his sledge. There's a moral in there somewhere.
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