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Sparkleberry Lane
Muffled Explosion
Mock Death
Dying To Go
A Shoe-In Winner
Crushing Debt
Tennessee Pee
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Doublemint Dumb
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She Talks Faster Than She Walks
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Dynamite Rancher
Poor Decision On A Major Scale
Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus
Epitaph, She Liked Feathers
Fool's Gold
Wetting The Bed
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Double Parking
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2009 Darwin Awards
Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it. Next Prev Random

Crushing Debt  
2009 Darwin Award Winner
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Double Darwin!

(26 September 2009, Belgium) The city of Dinant is the backdrop for this rare Double Darwin Award. Two bankrobbers attempting to make a sizeable withdrawal from an ATM died when they overestimated the quantity of dynamite needed for the explosion. The blast demolished the building the bank was housed in. Nobody else was in the building at the time of the attack.

Robber One was rushed to the hospital with severe head trauma; he died shortly after arrival. Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getaway, but the second bungler's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later. Would-be Robbers One and Two weren't exactly impoverished--their getaway car was a BMW.

"Dynamite: not for everything."
"Less is certainly more."
"Debit cards are safer."
"They really blew it..."
"Extreme Self Banking"

The Incident on Belgian TV!! Also mentions the Darwin Awards.

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Submitted by: Nikko Yaginuma, Roger, Bart Vanhoorne
Reference: Le Soir, De Standaard,,,

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