Hardback. 304 pages. Autographed.
$15
The human race's most popular humor series returns with a brand-new
collection of macabre mishaps and misadventures. Honoring those who improve
our gene pool by inadvertently removing themselves from it, the Darwin
Awards III shows once more how uncommon common sense still is.
Salute the sheriff who inadvertently shot himself--twice! Witness
the insurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw! Heed the
story of the farmer who avoided bee stings by sealing his head in a plastic
bag! Cringe at the man crushed by a branch he'd just severed... directly
over his head!
123 new stories, 18 full-page illustrations, plus discussions of transgenic
animals, the origin of life, and more.
Autographed by Author!
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Fire Ants
(14 May 2001, New York) A woman was found burned to death, her body still on fire on a grassy area adjacent to her home in Rome. A lighter and a melted gas can were discovered nearby. After months of investigation, police turned up no evidence of foul play, and believe her demise was due to her habit of dousing anthills with gasoline while she smoked cigarettes.
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