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2003 Personal Accounts

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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Shortcut Cut Short 8.8 (2713 votes)

Human Paper Towel 8.6 (3131 votes)

Under Pressure 8.4 (3595 votes)

Koroneburg Village Idiot 8.2 (2478 votes)

Hot Hot Chocolate 8.1 (2679 votes)

A Gasser of a Story 7.7 (1160 votes)

Icarus 7.5 (2022 votes)

Bufo Marinus 7.5 (1280 votes)

Gas Spill 7.3 (869 votes)

The Man with the Iron Stomach 7.2 (2122 votes)

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