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2003 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Shortcut Cut Short 8.8 (2900 votes)

Human Paper Towel 8.6 (3287 votes)

Under Pressure 8.4 (3713 votes)

Koroneburg Village Idiot 8.2 (2584 votes)

Hot Hot Chocolate 8.1 (2783 votes)

A Gasser of a Story 7.7 (1241 votes)

Icarus 7.5 (2162 votes)

Bufo Marinus 7.5 (1354 votes)

Gas Spill 7.3 (939 votes)

The Man with the Iron Stomach 7.3 (2222 votes)
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