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2005 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Wild Wheelchair Ride 8.4 (1133 votes)

Captain Magneto 8.4 (1399 votes)

Medieval Flambe 8.3 (936 votes)

Do What I Say, Not What I Do 8.3 (745 votes)

Bullet-Brain 8.3 (784 votes)

Gun Safety Nonsense 8.2 (851 votes)

Tight Wad 8.2 (503 votes)

The Bigger the Better 8.0 (475 votes)

Air Freshener 7.9 (390 votes)

Stupid Car 7.8 (695 votes)

Volunteer 'Fire' Man 7.7 (583 votes)

A Salty Tale 7.7 (473 votes)
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