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2005 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Captain Magneto 8.4 (1415 votes)

Medieval Flambe 8.3 (951 votes)

Wild Wheelchair Ride 8.3 (1149 votes)

Do What I Say, Not What I Do 8.3 (764 votes)

Bullet-Brain 8.3 (800 votes)

Gun Safety Nonsense 8.2 (872 votes)

Tight Wad 8.2 (512 votes)

Air Freshener 8.0 (397 votes)

The Bigger the Better 7.9 (490 votes)

Stupid Car 7.8 (708 votes)

Volunteer 'Fire' Man 7.7 (594 votes)

A Salty Tale 7.7 (486 votes)
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