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Darwin Awards
2002 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7379 votes)

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5118 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2320 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.6 (4495 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8701 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (7012 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8412 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3414 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (4068 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5632 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (4029 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4817 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3642 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7698 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5135 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4255 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 7.9 (6117 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4473 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4699 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2145 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (5037 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4750 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3046 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.4 (2616 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3303 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4477 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2459 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.7 (3239 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (3011 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3295 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2688 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3187 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.7 (2090 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3207 votes)

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