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2002 Personal Accounts

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The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7237 votes)

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5048 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2218 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8591 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (6946 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8291 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.5 (4327 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3321 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (3971 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5545 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (3947 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4737 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3588 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7607 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5031 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4194 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 7.9 (5951 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4371 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4618 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2094 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (4978 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4705 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (2989 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.5 (2564 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3261 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4424 votes)

Copper Clod 6.8 (2416 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.7 (3174 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (2975 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3252 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2631 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3144 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.7 (2055 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3141 votes)

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