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Darwin Awards
2002 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Bridge Over Frozen Water 8.9 (7452 votes)

Fuzzy Fights Back 8.9 (5155 votes)

Stag Party 8.8 (2362 votes)

Lion Lunch 8.6 (4558 votes)

Scrambled Eggs 8.6 (8745 votes)

Exploding Latrine 8.6 (7051 votes)

Chemistry Lesson 8.6 (8464 votes)

The Barbequed Chef 8.4 (3446 votes)

Rectum Nearly Killed'm 8.3 (4104 votes)

The Answer Is... 8.3 (5660 votes)

Famous Last Words 8.3 (4070 votes)

Cure for Lice 8.1 (4845 votes)

Mixing Bread Dough 8.1 (3671 votes)

Wag the Dog 8.1 (7729 votes)

Repeat Offender 8.1 (5179 votes)

Bridge Work 8.0 (4280 votes)

Electric Safety Lesson 7.9 (6159 votes)

Sexy Snack Slays 7.9 (4515 votes)

Chainsaw Slingshot 7.9 (4719 votes)

Electric Eccentric 7.8 (2170 votes)

Pocket M80 7.8 (5073 votes)

Anchor Man 7.7 (4837 votes)

Christmas Fireworks 7.7 (3064 votes)

Acetylene Fun? Not! 7.4 (2642 votes)

Amateur Roofing 7.3 (3327 votes)

Home Improvement 7.1 (4496 votes)

Copper Clod 6.9 (2496 votes)

Do Not Drink 6.7 (3272 votes)

Flashy Chef 6.7 (3021 votes)

Laser Dim Bulb 6.3 (3323 votes)

Pain in the Neck 6.2 (2715 votes)

Backyard Body Surfing 5.8 (3200 votes)

Blasting Expertise 5.7 (2101 votes)

Watch!... Cool!... 4.5 (3225 votes)

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