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At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
Bizarre Death
The Bricklayer
Taser Test
Roping a Deer
Gerbil Rocket
Unfortunate Husband II
Overkill I
Constipated Elephant
Raccoon Rocket
Bad Day at the Office
Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
The Dog and the Jeep
Misadventure at the Metallica Concert
Lobster Vasectomy
Cow Bomb
Gun-Totin' Granny
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
Mad Trombonist
Hydrogen Beer Disaster
Power Plant Fitness Freak
Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas
Breasts Injure Four
Hippo on Dwarf Diet
Hot Apple Pie
Garden Bomb
Unfortunate Husband
The Smoking Gun
Christmas Roast
Stalled Motorcycle
Falling Urine Deadly
The Laundry was Clean...
The Last Supper
Garden Bomb
Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit
Drop of a Hat
Puffy Fox Cheeks
Hedonist Air Pumpers
Romeo and Juliet?
What's Shakin'?
Dental Calamity
Explosion of Thought
A Medieval Tale
Missionary Miscalculation
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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.1 (1530 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30539 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3279 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2053 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24130 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17251 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18177 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13027 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7851 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14050 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17175 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13434 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8751 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11123 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19476 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10681 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4328 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1700 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11830 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10584 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5670 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18913 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6420 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9342 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (546 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6489 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17383 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5370 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5849 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21425 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9747 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5748 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (108 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.2 (75 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2130 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4559 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3144 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14742 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6113 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7089 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4756 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11562 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7160 votes)

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