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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (627 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30221 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3084 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (1834 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17042 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23828 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18007 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7790 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12934 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13316 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17034 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13948 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11080 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19375 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8690 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10643 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11784 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4281 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1635 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10533 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5607 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18835 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9321 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (525 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6390 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6442 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17360 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5326 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5827 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21179 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9693 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.5 (51 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5735 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.3 (91 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2120 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4546 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14690 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3111 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6097 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7065 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4720 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11519 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7091 votes)


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