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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.1 (1546 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30549 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3280 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2056 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24137 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17256 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18179 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13028 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7852 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14050 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17176 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13434 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8752 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11124 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19478 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10685 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4328 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1700 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11830 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10586 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5670 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18913 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6420 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9342 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (546 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6490 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17383 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5371 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5851 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21425 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9748 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5748 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (108 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.2 (76 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2130 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4559 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3144 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14742 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6113 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7089 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4757 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11563 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7160 votes)

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