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Stories Ranked by Vote

The Bricklayer 8.9 (28828 votes)

Bizarre Death 8.9 (41825 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (2527 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (16527 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23221 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.5 (1328 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17666 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7682 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12739 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13071 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16778 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13700 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (10993 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19140 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8566 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10569 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11661 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4190 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1534 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10462 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5534 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18640 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9258 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (486 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6311 votes)

The Last Supper 6.9 (5703 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6322 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17277 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5245 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5750 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (20896 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9583 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.2 (62 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2097 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4513 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14597 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3071 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6063 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7012 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4653 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11405 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (6958 votes)


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