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Stories Ranked by Vote

The Bricklayer 8.9 (29661 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (2866 votes)

Bizarre Death 8.7 (195 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.6 (1642 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (16829 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23554 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17877 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7750 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12845 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13200 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16913 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13839 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11048 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19272 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8636 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10617 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11725 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4245 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1598 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10501 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5569 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18761 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9293 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (502 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6349 votes)

The Last Supper 6.9 (5716 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6394 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17329 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5298 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5796 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21072 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9647 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2112 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4529 votes)

Garden Bomb 5.9 (80 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14653 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3095 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6085 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7045 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 5.3 (27 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4686 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11469 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7035 votes)


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