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At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
Bizarre Death
The Bricklayer
Taser Test
Roping a Deer
Unfortunate Husband II
Gerbil Rocket
Overkill I
Raccoon Rocket
Constipated Elephant
The Dog and the Jeep
Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
Bad Day at the Office
Lobster Vasectomy
Cow Bomb
Misadventure at the Metallica Concert
Gun-Totin' Granny
Hydrogen Beer Disaster
Mad Trombonist
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
Power Plant Fitness Freak
Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas
Breasts Injure Four
Hot Apple Pie
Garden Bomb
Hippo on Dwarf Diet
Unfortunate Husband
The Smoking Gun
Christmas Roast
Stalled Motorcycle
Falling Urine Deadly
The Laundry was Clean...
Garden Bomb
The Last Supper
Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit
Drop of a Hat
Puffy Fox Cheeks
Romeo and Juliet?
Hedonist Air Pumpers
What's Shakin'?
Dental Calamity
Explosion of Thought
A Medieval Tale
Missionary Miscalculation
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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.1 (1414 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30492 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3249 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2017 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17215 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24084 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18147 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7840 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13012 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13414 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17148 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14036 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11115 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19462 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8738 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10675 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11824 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1688 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4321 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10573 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5656 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18899 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9339 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (542 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6414 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6483 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17379 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5361 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5845 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21393 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9738 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (105 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5748 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.2 (73 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2128 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4553 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14730 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3142 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6109 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7084 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4748 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11556 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7148 votes)

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