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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (1121 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30396 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3191 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (1949 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17168 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24006 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18096 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7828 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12980 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13386 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17109 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14007 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11101 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19426 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8727 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10665 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11812 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4304 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1663 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10553 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5637 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18876 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9333 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (532 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6404 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6464 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17372 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5351 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5836 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21356 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9718 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.5 (64 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (98 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5744 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2124 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4550 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14716 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3125 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6105 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7078 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4736 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11536 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7130 votes)


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