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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (37630 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.8 (27561 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (1738 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (15741 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (22497 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.4 (913 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7514 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12424 votes)

Overkill I 8.2 (17216 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (12769 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16484 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13374 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (10876 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (18865 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8411 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10473 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11498 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4110 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1377 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10367 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5458 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18364 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.1 (424 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9157 votes)

The Last Supper 7.0 (5664 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6205 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6173 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17199 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5158 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5675 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9455 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.5 (20678 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.2 (10 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.2 (2059 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4462 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14466 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3020 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6013 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (6953 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4552 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11268 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (6766 votes)


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