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Stories Ranked by Vote

The Bricklayer 8.9 (29549 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (2810 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.6 (1590 votes)

Bizarre Death 8.6 (98 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (16777 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23494 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17830 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7733 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12818 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13173 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16884 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13806 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11038 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19242 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8623 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10611 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11710 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4226 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1586 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10493 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5562 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18728 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9284 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (501 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6339 votes)

The Last Supper 6.9 (5713 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6381 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17315 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5286 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5785 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21013 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9628 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2111 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.0 (18 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4527 votes)

Garden Bomb 5.9 (75 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14637 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3092 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6081 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7035 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4680 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11458 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7019 votes)


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