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Stories Ranked by Vote

The Bricklayer 8.9 (29274 votes)

Bizarre Death 8.9 (42287 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (2685 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.6 (1466 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (16676 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23369 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17741 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7705 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12775 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13122 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16833 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13762 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11020 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19196 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8596 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10592 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11684 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4212 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1562 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10481 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5547 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18693 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9275 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (491 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6329 votes)

The Last Supper 6.9 (5710 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6361 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17298 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5270 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5767 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (20944 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9609 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.5 (13 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2105 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4520 votes)

Garden Bomb 5.9 (71 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14620 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3086 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6075 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7026 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4672 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11437 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (6997 votes)


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