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Stories Ranked by Vote

The Bricklayer 8.9 (29323 votes)

Bizarre Death 8.9 (42336 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (2703 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.6 (1481 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (16686 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (23386 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (17755 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7709 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12778 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13123 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16839 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13771 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11025 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19200 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8598 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10595 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11686 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4217 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1568 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10482 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5549 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18697 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9275 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (491 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6329 votes)

The Last Supper 6.9 (5710 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6363 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17299 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5273 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5769 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (20949 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9611 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2106 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.0 (14 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4521 votes)

Garden Bomb 5.9 (71 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14622 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3087 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6075 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7028 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4673 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11440 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7003 votes)


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