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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (1142 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30405 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3196 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (1957 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17171 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24018 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18100 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7828 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12984 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13388 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17111 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14009 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11102 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19429 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8727 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10665 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11813 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1667 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4305 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10556 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5638 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18879 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9333 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (533 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6404 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6464 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17372 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5352 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5836 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21358 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9719 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.5 (64 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (98 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5745 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2124 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4550 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14718 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3127 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6106 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7079 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4737 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11538 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7130 votes)


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