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Stories Ranked by Vote

Bizarre Death 9.0 (37558 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.8 (27539 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (1716 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (15723 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (22480 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.4 (905 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7508 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (12411 votes)

Overkill I 8.2 (17209 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (12767 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (16474 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (13365 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (10873 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (18861 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8408 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10472 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11498 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4108 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.6 (1372 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10367 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5457 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18361 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.1 (424 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9157 votes)

The Last Supper 7.0 (5664 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6204 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6173 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17196 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5158 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5675 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9454 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.5 (20674 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.2 (10 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.2 (2058 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4462 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14463 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3020 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6013 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (6951 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4551 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.1 (11266 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (6765 votes)


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