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Slush Pile
Bizarre Death
The Bricklayer
Taser Test
Roping a Deer
Gerbil Rocket
Unfortunate Husband II
Overkill I
Constipated Elephant
Raccoon Rocket
Bad Day at the Office
Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
The Dog and the Jeep
Misadventure at the Metallica Concert
Lobster Vasectomy
Cow Bomb
Gun-Totin' Granny
Scuba Divers and Forest Fires
Mad Trombonist
Hydrogen Beer Disaster
Power Plant Fitness Freak
Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas
Breasts Injure Four
Hippo on Dwarf Diet
Hot Apple Pie
Garden Bomb
Unfortunate Husband
The Smoking Gun
Christmas Roast
Stalled Motorcycle
Falling Urine Deadly
The Laundry was Clean...
The Last Supper
Garden Bomb
Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit
Drop of a Hat
Puffy Fox Cheeks
Hedonist Air Pumpers
Romeo and Juliet?
What's Shakin'?
Dental Calamity
Explosion of Thought
A Medieval Tale
Missionary Miscalculation
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Bizarre Death 9.1 (1883 votes)

The Bricklayer 8.9 (30699 votes)

Taser Test 8.8 (3367 votes)

Roping a Deer 8.7 (2190 votes)

Gerbil Rocket 8.5 (24356 votes)

Unfortunate Husband II 8.5 (17335 votes)

Overkill I 8.3 (18282 votes)

Constipated Elephant 8.2 (13079 votes)

Raccoon Rocket 8.2 (7892 votes)

Bad Day at the Office 8.1 (14112 votes)

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks 8.1 (17256 votes)

The Dog and the Jeep 8.1 (13514 votes)

Misadventure at the Metallica Concert 8.0 (8777 votes)

Lobster Vasectomy 8.0 (11146 votes)

Cow Bomb 8.0 (19543 votes)

Gun-Totin' Granny 7.8 (10708 votes)

Scuba Divers and Forest Fires 7.7 (4360 votes)

Mad Trombonist 7.7 (1748 votes)

Hydrogen Beer Disaster 7.7 (11857 votes)

Power Plant Fitness Freak 7.6 (10614 votes)

Frog Giggin' Accident in Arkansas 7.5 (5708 votes)

Breasts Injure Four 7.5 (18964 votes)

Hippo on Dwarf Diet 7.0 (6441 votes)

Hot Apple Pie 7.0 (9357 votes)

Garden Bomb 7.0 (554 votes)

Unfortunate Husband 6.9 (6511 votes)

The Smoking Gun 6.9 (17393 votes)

Christmas Roast 6.8 (5402 votes)

Stalled Motorcycle 6.7 (5866 votes)

Falling Urine Deadly 6.6 (21470 votes)

The Laundry was Clean... 6.5 (9775 votes)

The Last Supper 6.4 (5761 votes)

Garden Bomb 6.4 (120 votes)

Bitter Biter Bit a Nitwit 6.4 (81 votes)

Drop of a Hat 6.1 (2138 votes)

Puffy Fox Cheeks 6.0 (4565 votes)

Hedonist Air Pumpers 5.9 (3156 votes)

Romeo and Juliet? 5.9 (14761 votes)

What's Shakin'? 5.7 (6122 votes)

Dental Calamity 5.6 (7101 votes)

Explosion of Thought 5.3 (4776 votes)

A Medieval Tale 5.2 (11591 votes)

Missionary Miscalculation 5.0 (7210 votes)

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