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Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

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Pissing Into the Wind 7.8 (6399 votes)

Rub Dub Dub Men in a Tub 6.9 (3867 votes)

Team Spirit 6.7 (2554 votes)

Bubble Bath? 6.0 (3204 votes)

Forklift Tomfoolery 5.8 (2794 votes)

I Can Fly! 5.5 (3405 votes)

Don't Argue with Partner in Crime 4.9 (1430 votes)

Man and Cactus 1.6 (3542 votes)

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