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2007 Catching a Buzz Bicycle Chain of Accidents Big Bang Theory A Highly Improbable Trajectory Hedge Your Bets Chivalry Rebuffed The Flaming Shot Gag Reflex Ammo Dumps Remember The Hindenburg Bong Gone Wrong

2006 Hook, Line, and Sinker Sileage Spreader Revenge of Mother Love Missed Stop Misstep Pennsic 35

2005 Captain Magneto Wild Wheelchair Ride Bullet-Brain Do What I Say, Not What I Do Medieval Flambe Tight Wad Gun Safety Nonsense Air Freshener The Bigger the Better Stupid Car Volunteer 'Fire' Man Bullet-Brain A Salty Tale

2004 BlackCats in the Pants Blast from the Past Watch Where You're Going Dodging the Draft Horse Do-It-Yourself Bass Boat Brake Care Cleaning Solution

2003 Shortcut Cut Short Human Paper Towel Under Pressure Koroneburg Village Idiot Hot Hot Chocolate A Gasser of a Story Icarus Bufo Marinus The Man with the Iron Stomach Gas Spill

2002 Fuzzy Fights Back Bridge Over Frozen Water Stag Party Exploding Latrine Chemistry Lesson Scrambled Eggs Lion Lunch The Barbequed Chef The Answer Is... Rectum Nearly Killed'm Famous Last Words Mixing Bread Dough Wag the Dog Cure for Lice Repeat Offender Bridge Work Sexy Snack Slays Electric Safety Lesson Chainsaw Slingshot Pocket M80 Electric Eccentric Anchor Man Christmas Fireworks Acetylene Fun? Not! Amateur Roofing Home Improvement Copper Clod "Do Not Drink" Flashy Chef Laser Dim Bulb Pain in the Neck Backyard Body Surfing Blasting Expertise Watch!... Cool!...

2001 Miracle Mile Medical Misadventures Wasps Tube Snake Parachute Catch Horsing Around Fleas of Fire Monkey Business Regular & Extra Crispy Real Science Flat Fix Fizzles Got a Match? Uncle Rick's End Power Over Plate Glass Accident Prone Firebug Workin' on the Railroad Theoretical Knowledge Bepples Power! XYZ

2000 One Cool Dude Excellent Adventure Emergency Room Excitement Medic! Man With Gas Can Dead as a Doda 5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains My Friend John's Testis Why I'm the Last of Nine Children Eat the Young Feces Pieces A Clean Toilet Why Kids Leave the Farm Lawnmower Mechanics It Gets Worse… Cesium Initiative Fill 'er Up! Is it Loaded? Final Flick of Bic Compacted Ignorance Extensible Aluminum Stave Robot Reaper Bug Repellent Bicycle Blues Prop Arc Safety Brush with Stupidity Surprise Flush Pop Like a Grape A Darwin Dog Round Lake Short Cut Man Versus Mower Tourist Trap Testing the Waters The Egg Factory Bye Bye Birdie Brewery Mishap Instant Sunrise

1999 Bridge Bowling Packing the Wardrobe Disco Dork Gangster Blues Tide-ally Impaired Bridge Bonzai Jump Rope Blues Levelled Trephination Industrious Brain Dead Private Train Dodge! Betrayal of Trussed Quarry Story Unkindest Cut of All Flak Vest Test Coke, the Real Thing What a Gas! Cleaning the Head Diving Lessons Polar Bear Lesson The Iceman Exiteth Withdrawing Money North Pacific Deckpecker Car Surfing Fun with Forklifts Cement Punching Bag Jet Ski Jock Wives With Chloroform Leap of Faith Helium and Oxygen Don't Mix Elemental Mistake Newton's Laws of Motion Accident Waiting to Happen Breaking the Law Cat-Astrophe

1998 Pissing Into the Wind Rub Dub Dub Men in a Tub Team Spirit Bubble Bath? Forklift Tomfoolery I Can Fly! Don't Argue with Partner in Crime Man and Cactus

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