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Darwin Awards
2000 Personal Accounts

Newsletter Signup The Darwin Awards salutes the spirit portrayed in the following Personal Accounts, submitted by loyal (and sometimes reluctant) readers.

Stories Ranked by Vote

One Cool Dude 8.4 (7495 votes)

Excellent Adventure 8.0 (3212 votes)

Man With Gas Can 7.9 (524 votes)

Emergency Room Excitement 7.9 (4530 votes)

Medic! 7.9 (3760 votes)

Dead as a Doda 7.8 (3380 votes)

My Friend John's Testis 7.7 (5843 votes)

5 Soldiers 6 Police 0 Brains 7.7 (6462 votes)

Why I'm the Last of Nine Children 7.6 (5102 votes)

Eat the Young 7.5 (4006 votes)

Feces Pieces 7.4 (4715 votes)

A Clean Toilet 7.4 (5124 votes)

Why Kids Leave the Farm 7.2 (3334 votes)

Lawnmower Mechanics 7.1 (3994 votes)

Cesium Initiative 7.0 (2568 votes)

It Gets Worse... 7.0 (5014 votes)

Fill 'er Up! 6.9 (2456 votes)

Final Flick of Bic 6.9 (3051 votes)

Is it Loaded? 6.8 (4448 votes)

Compacted Ignorance 6.8 (2850 votes)

Robot Reaper 6.7 (3385 votes)

Extensible Aluminum Stave 6.7 (1923 votes)

Bicycle Blues 6.6 (3400 votes)

Bug Repellent 6.6 (2701 votes)

Brush with Stupidity 6.5 (3085 votes)

Prop Arc Safety 6.5 (2590 votes)

Surprise Flush 6.3 (2190 votes)

Pop Like a Grape 6.2 (3027 votes)

A Darwin Dog 5.8 (3149 votes)

Round Lake Short Cut 5.7 (2278 votes)

Man Versus Mower 5.4 (4328 votes)

Tourist Trap 5.3 (2187 votes)

Testing the Waters 5.0 (2716 votes)

The Egg Factory 4.9 (3232 votes)

Bye Bye Birdie 4.7 (3012 votes)

Brewery Mishap 3.9 (2290 votes)

Instant Sunrise 2.7 (2370 votes)

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