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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawn Chair Larry 9.0 (23767 votes)

Scrotum Self-Repair 8.8 (15890 votes)

Plane Stupid 8.3 (9818 votes)

Official Drug Test 8.1 (7866 votes)

Firewalls 7.8 (5162 votes)

Blondes and Oil Changes 7.6 (7790 votes)

Pumped Up! 7.6 (6310 votes)

Stingy Scientist 7.6 (6212 votes)

Outwitting a Thief 7.5 (4807 votes)

Cooking with Gas 7.5 (599 votes)

Poor Sense of Direction 7.3 (5067 votes)

License to Steal 7.1 (1199 votes)

Chicken with a Train 7.0 (3926 votes)

Sunny Side Up 6.9 (3680 votes)

Klutzy Crook 6.5 (9652 votes)

Right Tool for the Right Job 6.2 (5136 votes)

Spare Some Change? 5.3 (3905 votes)

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