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Darwin Awards
1999 At-Risk Survivor

Newsletter Signup Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Airbag Weapons 8.2 (12215 votes)

Loch Ness Monster 8.2 (10988 votes)

Horse Drug Experiment 7.5 (6180 votes)

Nine Times a Loser 7.5 (6638 votes)

Parrot Hunter 7.5 (437 votes)

Stupid Criminal Tricks 7.4 (9729 votes)

Caulker Burner 7.3 (382 votes)

Zany New Zealand Contest 7.0 (6315 votes)

Kiss Bites Back 7.0 (8142 votes)

Scoutmaster Snare 6.8 (3449 votes)

Swim with Dolphins 6.6 (9929 votes)

Briefs Beat Breathalyzer 6.3 (5366 votes)

Chimney Safety 6.1 (2982 votes)

Kaboom! 6.0 (5716 votes)

Don't Mess With Mama Bear 6.0 (3807 votes)

Mis-Steak 5.3 (5517 votes)

Doggone Foot 5.1 (4413 votes)

Overkill II 4.7 (5360 votes)

Smokers Ignite! 4.6 (8589 votes)

Limo and Latte Burglar 4.6 (3041 votes)

Drinker a Digit Down 3.9 (69 votes)

House Hunting Gone Awry 3.7 (4652 votes)

Men Hospitalized for Eating Chili 3.7 (7443 votes)

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