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Darwin Awards
1999 Honorable Mentions

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Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

Stories Ranked by Vote

Airbag Weapons 8.2 (12082 votes)

Loch Ness Monster 8.2 (10650 votes)

Drinker a Digit Down 8.0 (4 votes)

Parrot Hunter 7.6 (374 votes)

Nine Times a Loser 7.5 (6546 votes)

Horse Drug Experiment 7.5 (6074 votes)

Caulker Burner 7.3 (130 votes)

Stupid Criminal Tricks 7.2 (9146 votes)

Kiss Bites Back 7.0 (8065 votes)

Zany New Zealand Contest 7.0 (6235 votes)

Scoutmaster Snare 6.8 (3404 votes)

Swim with Dolphins 6.6 (9824 votes)

Briefs Beat Breathalyzer 6.3 (5317 votes)

Don't Mess With Mama Bear 6.0 (3751 votes)

Chimney Safety 6.0 (2943 votes)

Kaboom! 6.0 (5666 votes)

Mis-Steak 5.3 (5459 votes)

Doggone Foot 5.0 (4345 votes)

Overkill II 4.7 (5309 votes)

Smokers Ignite! 4.6 (8529 votes)

Limo and Latte Burglar 4.5 (2993 votes)

Men Hospitalized for Eating Chili 3.7 (7356 votes)

House Hunting Gone Awry 3.6 (4587 votes)

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