(6 August 2008, Hong Kong) It's raining. You're lonely. Why not?
That was how 41-year-old Xian found himself face down on a bench,
and calling for help in the middle of the night. The lonely man
had noticed that the steel sit-up benches in LanTian Park had numerous
ventilation holes, and thought it might be possible to use them
for sexual gratification.
Once Xian became aroused, he found he was stuck and could not remove
himself from the hole in the bench. Quite understandably, he panicked.
Police received a call from a disturbed man, and arrived to find poor
Xian trapped face-down on the bench.
Doctors were summoned to the scene. They tried, but emergency workers
had to cut the entire bench free and take him to the hospital.
Four painful hours later, doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
It is certainly possible that the lack of blood flow easily could have
caused sufficient damage that doctors would have been forced to remove his
This is a bad date that Xian will never forget.
"What a predicament! (Pun intended.)"
"Wouldn't you think that a man from the country that invented the Chinese Finger Trap would have been able to figure out how to release his piece?"
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