2009 Honorable Mentions

The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate Darwin Awards sacrifice. Nevertheless, we salute the spirit and innovation of their misadventures.

Cats Land On All Four 2009 Honorable Mention Unconfirmed by Darwin (8 May 2008, California) 24-year-old Mike, an operator for a gravel company, did not intend to perform a death-defyiing stunt with a 40-ton construction machine. He was only trying to free a bulldozer stuck atop a 50-foot high pile of dirt that it had been pushing. At the bottom of the dirt pile, beyond the edge of the property, was a 35-foot drop down to the next property. A five-foot dirt berm protected the edge so trucks would not accidentally drive off the cliff. Despite several better options, Mike decided to pull the stuck machine backwards with an old front-end Caterpillar loader. Driving up a dirt ramp at a 40-degree angle is nerve-racking enough without doing so knowing that your vehicle's brakes are inoperable. To compound the risk, Mike decided to load the Caterpillar's bucket with dirt to give the vehicle more weight. [[Darwin asks, why are its brakes inoperable? is that normal on this type of vehicle, or is it broken?]] At the top of the pile of dirt, Mike did as he was trained. He took off his seatbelt, took his foot off the throttle, and hit the button to engage the parking brake--forgetting that it did not work. In fact, on CAT loaders, setting the parking brake automatically puts the transmission in neutral. He began to exit the loader, which was rolling backwards. When Mike noticed, he jumped back into the cab and hit the brake pedal but... nothing happened. The loader continued downhill. At 25 mph, the five-foot barrier did little to slow 40 tons of rolling steel and dirt, but it did give the loader a good launching height. In a stunt that would make Evil Knievel sweat, the machine careened up the berm and launched into the air, clearing the cliff and landing on the adjacent property 35 feet below and 50 feet away. Mike was thrown through the rear windshield and onto the engine compartment. Miraculously, the loader landed on all four tires, and Mike was able to walk away with just a few cuts and bruises. Looking back at the incident, Mike laughs and says he proved that 'a CAT always lands on all fours.' ORIGINAL SUBMISSION DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2009 Submitted by: radug Reference: Pending OSHA Report Awful? 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Great? Hate it! Love it!

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