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2008 Honorable Mentions
Email a Friend The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate Darwin Awards sacrifice. Nevertheless, we salute the spirit and innovation of their misadventures. Next Prev Random

Orca Made Me Do It
2008 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin

(15 March 2008, Washington) Gabriel, 29, "did it to punish the rich white people for the death of the whales, and the depletion of the rain forests." He sought revenge by sawing through a 69,000-volt line.

With a tree saw.

On a long metal pole.

And dishwashing gloves for insulation.

Gabriel was found lying on his back, with the gloves partially melted on his hands and his pants burned away from his body. He certainly succeeded in making at least one person "suffer just like the whales and trees." Thousands of households experienced a temporary loss of power when he shorted out the power lines.

The unlucky environmental activist was flown to a local hospital and is expected to survive.

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A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools.

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