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2006 Honorable Mentions
Email a Friend The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate Darwin Awards sacrifice. Nevertheless, we salute the spirit and innovation of their misadventures. Next Prev Random

Snake in the Grass
2006 Honorable Mention
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A biting story from Scotland. (Scotland) A hiker in Scotland picked up a harmless grass snake so his brother could take a picture. Just as he reached for it, a black adder slithered into view, so he grabbed that one, too. The adder is Britain's only venomous snake. Both serpents sank their fangs into the 44-year-old, who responded with serious anaphylactic shock. He gradually and painfully recovered in the hospital. His excuse for his rash act? He didn't think venomous snakes inhabited Scotland.

Leah writes, "Adders are the only venomous snakes in the wild in Britain. Black adders are melanistic adders, not a species in their own right. Adders are normally greenish, with a black diamond pattern along their backs." An image of both adders coiled together.

Reader Comments:
"This happened on Arran. I've known since I was a kid that there were poisonous snakes on Arran."

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Reference: The Scotsman.

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Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection

Hardback. 240 pages. Autographed.
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A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools.

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