Wendy 'Darwin' Northcutt 

Darwin Awards
Books

Darwin Awards:
Intelligent Design

Darwin Awards:
Survival of the Fittest

Darwin Awards:
Unnatural Selection

Darwin Awards:
Evolution in Action

"First you're an unknown,
then you write one
book and you move
up to obscurity."
~Martin Myers

The Darwin Awards 
by Wendy Northcutt

Big, bold, boisterous!
Gifts for: the bathrooms, teenagers, klutzes, party laughs. At your local bookstore, and "wherever books are sold." For signed books, request a autographed bookplate, by sending a big envelope to: Wendy "Darwin" Northcutt, c/o Dutton Books 3rd Floor, 375 Hudson Street, New York, NY 10014 (USA). Other goodies will be mailed, along with my signature.

New Book!
DARWIN AWARDS 4: INTELLIGENT DESIGN
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Book 4 contains three full years of awful antics, with ten science essays and the complete history of the Darwin Awards. Especial thanks to my volunteer Moderators, guest Writer, five scientists for their Essays, and our inspired Artist!

"Which book should I buy?"
Book 4 is the latest!
Book 1 has all the CLASSICS (my favorite). Books 2,3,4 each have a chapter on WOMEN. Books 3,4 are illustrated! Audio Books 3,4 are AWESOMELY read by three comedians, and highly recommended! Book 2 is ONLY to complete your collection; its feature is 'hyperlinks' between related stories (an editorial nightmare!)

Autographs
You may purchase autographed hardcover copies from me, or if you prefer, I will send you a self-adhesive, signed bookplate to place inside the front cover. Just send your request and a SASE (legal size, please) to: Wendy "Darwin" Northcutt, c/o Dutton Books 3rd Floor, 375 Hudson Street, New York, NY 10014 (USA).

Book Reviews: (good ones)
"The book (makes) for good Christian reading."

Only $13.95!

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1: Evolution in Action

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Independents

2: Unnatural Selection

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3: Survival of the Fittest

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327 Pages
185 Stories
11 Chapters

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Book I Links
Links for each
chapter are found
on chapter pages.

Also Available:
Audio
LARGE PRINT
Japanese
Dutch
Estonian
French
German
Serbian
etc.

Published by Dutton
& Orion House

63 Darwins
28 Mentions
17 Personals
10 Legends
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Book II Links
Links for each
chapter are found
on chapter pages.

Published by Dutton,
a division of
Penguin Putnam

254 Pages
123
 Stories
18 Illustrations
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Book III Links
Links for each
chapter are found
on chapter pages.

Published by Dutton,
a division of
Penguin Putnam

 New York Times Bestsellers!

"Delightfully funny... a delicious sermon
in support of common sense."

-The Baltimore Sun
          

"The Darwin Awards is a riot to read. Deeply entertaining"
-San Francisco Weekly
          
"Hilarious…Books often are defined as good
by saying you can't put it down. With The Darwin Awards
you can. Then pick it up again. And again"

-The Flint Journal (Michigan)
          
"A warning to all dimwits." -Salon.com
 

Author Biography  
Wendy holds a degree in molecular biology from UC Berkeley. She began writing Darwin Awards in 1993, and founded the website soon thereafter.

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