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Heart Shocking

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Towards the end of my freshman year we were working on an experiment using electricity, and for that the seniors offered to show us some experiments and gadgets they had created. They were all neat, until we got to the "Kiss and Tell" machine. Strangely named, of course. The idea was that you would connect one clip to your finger, and another person would connect one to their finger. When you touched, you'd get a little zap. One guy had a great idea and decided to connect the clips to his nipples. Nobody knew it would be such a problem, not even the teacher. In just a few seconds after attaching the second clip, he had fallen over with a shock to the heart.

It wasn't long before paramedics came and teachers had jump-started his heart again. When he returned to school at the end of the semester, he asked if he could do it again!

Submitted on 06/23/2008

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Bruce said:
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That guy is darned lucky. Playing with electricity can be truly dangerous. Thanks for the story, Aristes.


James said:
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Funny how school-based lab equipment gets used for practically everything except what it was intended for! What gets me is that he wanted to do it again. We'll be hearing from this fellow soon, I'm certain! Thanks, Aristes!


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