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Morbid Curiosity: A Snapshot

2008 Reader Submission
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For some reason, we humans are fascinated by other people's misfortunes. Be it a neighbor's house burning down, pictures of a tornado-leveled town, or a car accident, we can't help but gawk. 22-year-old April Sterling of Dallas, TX was no exception. While driving on the LBJ Freeway one morning, her attention was caught by a fiery (but not fatal) 3-vehicle wreak in the opposite lanes. Like most morbidly curious people, she stopped to examine the scene more closely. Then, in a burst of inspiration (read: stupidity), she decided that witnessing the blazing accident just wasn't good enough... she wanted to take pictures.

Ms. Sterling got out of the car, intending to get closer to the accident so she could get better pictures. But in her attempt to cross multiple lanes of traffic, our aspiring paparazza was struck by a vehicle traveling in the HOV lane, throwing her across the freeway into the opposite lanes. She died at the hospital of her injuries, thus eliminating her from the gene pool and proving that photographic coverage of accidents should not be attempted by commuters.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/061608dnspolbjaccident.349e9a9.html

Submitted on 06/16/2008

Submitted by: Kari Ann Morgan
Reference: Dallas Morning News, June 15, 2008

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James said:
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This is a much better write-up on this breaking incident! I will vote to keep it even though we already have this story! Thanks, Kari Ann!


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Thanks, Kari Ann, this is a much better writeup than the original story we accepted.


Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection

Hardback. 240 pages. Autographed.
$15
A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools.

This book includes more History of the Awards, Gordon's Law, and 10 discussions of evolution, including speciation and the role of verbal memes in civilization.

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