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electric esauphogus

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

this is a personal account.

i was vacationing with my family in northeastern south america, when we decided to go exploring. then my 17 year old brother had a brilliant idea. he found a river, and tried to impress me by capturing, and igesting an electric eel. so he waited for one to pop it's head up out of the water, then picked it up and attempted to swallow it whole. he fell to the ground as about 600 volts coursed through his body. he was taken to a nearby hospital, and fortunatley survived.

Submitted on 06/08/2008

Submitted by: blackandredcow@comcast.net
Reference: personal account mid-summer 2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Your brother certainly had odd ideas on how to impress people. I don't think I'd consider catching ANY live animal from a river and eating it, much less an electric eel. This is certainly a new one on me. Thanks for sharing it with us!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
This is certainly different! If you could humor us with a more detailed write-up of what happened that day, I think this could be a contender!


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