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Full Story: http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/teen-dies-hours-after-high-school-graduation-in-botched-shopping-trolley-game/story-fnh81jut-1226933012760

An teenager from Catersville, Georgia - Chance Werner - decided to enjoy a local passtime, launching themselves off a dock, riding a trolley.

Usually, the trolley is anchored to a pole on the dock. Unfortunately, in this case, Chance thought it would be a good idea to instead use himself as an anchor, tying the trolley by a rope through one of his belt loops.

Physics being what they are, the trolley dragged Chance into 9m of water, where he drowned. He was found the next day, still tied to the trolley.

Guess he really did make Anchor.

Submitted on 05/27/2014

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: news.com.au

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
If I understand this correctly, this guy willingly allowed himself to have a shopping cart tied to him and then he was pushed into 30 feet of water? Sounds like a winner to me!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
...Even a half-sized trolley won't float. Thanks!


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