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Backfiring Firework

2010 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Wendy says, "Circa November 8, 2006 - Added to the Archive in 2010."


ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

Submitted as an "At Risk Survivor" - original incident occurred in 2006 and have not found it on your site yet. 3 Media references (including video) are at the end of the story.

The Northeast Ambulance Service in Sunderland, England were called to an incident in the town following a report of a man who had suffered serious firework injuries.

The 22 year old man had inserted a rocket into his backside, laid down on his front and lit the fuse in an attempt to make it fly into the air.

Paramedics found the victim bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene. He was taken to hospital suffering horrific internal injuries including a scorched colon.

John Woodhead, chairman of the Firework Association, said "This sort of thing is beyond belief." and "This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Original report (Local Newspaper):

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/what_a_jackass_firework_stunt_backfires_on_city_prankster_1_1127265

Other national reports:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2006/nov/09/markoliver http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-415412/Video-Rocket-man-injured-firing-firework-bottom.html

Submitted on 08/09/2010

Submitted by: Neil Boulton
Reference: Sunderland Echo 8 November 2006

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Whether or not this was inspired by a the Jackass movie as the first link indicates, shoving fireworks up your backside sounds like the sort of thing that ANY rational person would know isn't exactly a smart idea. Thanks, Neil!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


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