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2010 January Slush
.Warming the can
Garage Munitions Checkpoint
.Matamoros Macrame
.Sleeping on the Tracks is Murder!
.nother crocodile victim.
.i am lucky to be here
.Fake attack, real death
.Man's Penis Gets Stuck in a Pipe
.Man on outside of train, falls, die
.Shockingly Conductive
Cheap gas
.Firecracker in the mouth?
.Flying Door
o.Ice Drive Turns To Ice Dive
.Bomb as a Boat Anchor
.Hard Science (With Zombies)
.Guard Forgets Fence
o.Fuse in an Axe Can
Exploding fire basket
.A Darwin man has been electrocuted
Man tries to karate choptrain,fails
.Sledding on the Interstate
Gas & Smokes: The Teenage Years
,A frosty nap
man electrocuted to death
Historic Darwin: .The Bathtub and Electricity
Another dumb copper thief
.Car on Ice
o.A Shocking Revelation
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Darwin Awards
2010 January Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

.Warming the can 8.2 (150 votes)

Garage Munitions Checkpoint 7.8 (61 votes)

.Matamoros Macrame 7.8 (65 votes)

.Sleeping on the Tracks is Murder! 7.7 (67 votes)

.nother crocodile victim. 7.7 (54 votes)

.i am lucky to be here 7.7 (82 votes)

.Fake attack, real death 7.6 (42 votes)

.Man's Penis Gets Stuck in a Pipe 7.6 (52 votes)

.Man on outside of train, falls, die 7.5 (40 votes)

.Shockingly Conductive 7.4 (33 votes)

Cheap gas 7.4 (65 votes)

.Firecracker in the mouth? 7.4 (36 votes)

.Flying Door 7.4 (45 votes)

o.Ice Drive Turns To Ice Dive 7.3 (54 votes)

.Bomb as a Boat Anchor 7.2 (58 votes)

.Hard Science (With Zombies) 7.2 (30 votes)

.Guard Forgets Fence 7.1 (38 votes)

o.Fuse in an Axe Can 7.0 (40 votes)

Exploding fire basket 6.9 (77 votes)

.A Darwin man has been electrocuted 6.9 (37 votes)

Man tries to karate choptrain,fails 6.9 (48 votes)

.Sledding on the Interstate 6.9 (43 votes)

Gas & Smokes: The Teenage Years 6.8 (44 votes)

,A frosty nap 6.7 (24 votes)

man electrocuted to death 6.5 (25 votes)

Historic Darwin: .The Bathtub and Electricity 6.0 (70 votes)

Another dumb copper thief 5.9 (61 votes)

.Car on Ice 4.5 (17 votes)

o.A Shocking Revelation 3.2 (38 votes)

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