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Human Balloon

2009 Reader Submission
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Darwin/Wendy says, "Thanks for the submission, but although foolhardy, this is not a Darwin Award. You see, the original news artical states that it was a broma, or practical joke, inflicted on the victim by two other boys. Darwin Awards must be self-inflicted. Victor, it's amazing, we are getting so many stories of people inflating themselves in this manner, it's approaching the proportions of a fad!"
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

A 16-year old boy in the Spanish town of Jaén is on intensive care after he and 2 friends decided that it was a brilliant idea to use a compressor used to inflate truck tires in the workshop belonging to the father of one of the involved to introduce compressed air through the victim's anus.

The victim entered the hospital suffering from peritonitis after being hit with the highly-pressurized air burst, doctors then had to extirpate his spleen and part of his intestines, plus one kidney and the liver were compromised also.

According to the doctors the boy spent the night stable and without fever, but also without hope.

And that's why you don't try and use anything other than beans or broccoli to create the ultimate fart kids.

Submitted on 12/09/2009

Submitted by: Víctor
Reference: El Mundo (Spain) Dec. 12th 2009 http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2009/12/09/andalucia/1260362934.html

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
He's old enough, and I can only wonder why he did this. Truck tires are usually inflated to a minimum of 50 PSI (probably much more). The bit about having "spent the night stable and without fever, but also without hope" is interesting. Perhaps we can ALL learn from this next time we contemplate doing something so obviously stupid!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Unbelievable that somebody would try such a stunt. Thanks, Victor!


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