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Louisianians body is found at lake

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Arkanas Democrat-Gazette (Permanent citation)
Texarkana Gazette (Permanent Citation)

Louisianian's body is found at lake

ARKANSAS DEMOCRAT-GAZETTE

CANFIELD -- Authorities on Wednesday found the body of a woman who vanished after reportedly trying to ride a mattress down the spillway of a dam on Lake Erling in Lafayette County on Tuesday evening.

Police identified the woman as Devan LeAnn Burge, 30, of Shongaloo, La.

Arkansas State Police Sgt. John Bishop declined to say whether it appeared she died from drowning, saying the cause of her death is under investigation. Her body was sent to the state Crime Laboratory for autopsy.

She was at the lake with a man, the sergeant said.

Submitted on 10/29/2009

Submitted by: Susann Walters
Reference: Arkanas Democrat-Gazette 10/29/09

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Bruce said:
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Whether she drowned or not it sounds to me like she certainly is deserving of a DA! Talk about a crazy stunt. Thanks, Susann!


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