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How to Dispose of Dynamite

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Rancher injured disposing of dynamite May 8th, 2009 @ 12:05pm

BOX ELDER COUNTY -- A rancher is in the hospital after he blew up some dynamite with his shotgun.

The man found the dynamite Friday morning in a shed on a private ranch three miles south of the ATK Thiokolj testing area, which is north-west of the city of Corinne. The shed is south of Promontory Road.

Concerned for his grand kids safety- the rancher took the dynamite out, stood about 40 yards from it and fired his shotgun at it. The dynamite blew up and shrapnel hit the rancher in the head.

ATK Thiokol provided medical assistance.

Box Elder County Sheriff's deputies are on scene looking through what is described as knee-high grass.

The man was flown to the hospital.


Dynamite explosion in Box Elder County kills rancher - May 8th, 2009 @ 9:24pm

BOX ELDER COUNTY -- A rancher in Box Elder County who was trying to get rid of dynamite he found in a shed has passed away from his injuries.

Neighbors say Brent Larsen found the dynamite in his shed and was worried about it going off, especially with his grandchildren around. He took it out of the shed Friday morning, but for some reason the dynamite exploded, sending shrapnel into Larsen's face.

Medical teams rushed to his Promontory home, but his injuries were so severe a medical helicopter was called to fly him to the hospital.

One of the first medical teams on the scene reported Larsen may have shot his gun at the dynamite to make it go off, but that's something the Box Elder County Sheriff's Office is still looking into. Chief Deputy Kevin Potter said, "We don't know what caused the explosion, whether the dynamite was his or whatever, that's yet to be determined."

Investigators spent several hours in Larsen's field and shed looking for any sticks of dynamite that could still go off. "The problem with old dynamite is that it starts to sweat, and once it starts doing that, it's in a very unstable condition, and it can go anytime," Potter said. He added, "We need them to clear the area and make sure there's no other explosives before we finish the investigation, or really even get started investigating."

Larsen served as a leader in his LDS congregation and is well-known and liked by his neighbors. Promontory resident Winnie Richman said, "Brent is a wonderful, kind, warm-hearted, spiritual person."

"He was always willing to help, would lend a helping hand to anyone anytime if you ever needed it," neighbor Pamela Wilson said.

The investigation is still continuing, but for that family this is a very tragic situation. It is the second death they are dealing with in the past couple of weeks. Last week, Larsen had to bury his own father who passed away.


Another news story, with many reader comments.
And another, from the Deseret News.
And comments from "Utah Concealed Carry" Gun Talk Forum.

Submitted on 05/08/2009

Submitted by: Susan Gray
Reference: KSL.com, Rancher Injuried Disposing of Dynamite, May 8, 2009

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I suppose this might border on "too common", but what gets me is the fact that he "was concerned for his grandchildrens' safety". Were that truly the case, he might have at least called the police, who would have sent whoever (state police, Utah National Guard, &c). Instead, he has set an example for them which, hopefully, they will choose not to follow!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Someone's been watching too many cartoons! Blowing up dynamite by yourself...by shooting it! Good grief! Thanks, Susan!


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