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This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

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2009 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Darwin says, "Thanks for the submission, another medical story that I had requested readers submit in my last newsletter! Although foolhardy, this story makes me a little squeamish, so I think it is best left in the Slush pile."

ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

My ex-wife was the head nurse / office manager at a "Doc-in-a-Box" as they refer to store front quick urgent care locations.

A couple came in with the female presenting with a torsion tearing of the vagina. The story was eventually extracted from them of hearing the term "spinner" and as she was small and light, and the had one of those chairs that hang from a ceiling hook and made of ropes and straps leaving adjustable areas of the body exposed, they tried it...

Did not allow for friction drying...

She eventually recovered, wiser.

Submitted on 05/07/2009

Submitted by: Jerry
Reference:

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James said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I will keep this as a PA, but it could certainly use a better write-up!

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
As James said.

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Needs a better write up. Owwwww, tho.

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2009 Reader Submission Pending Acceptance

2009 Reader Submission
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