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2009 May Slush
Boom Boom Bees !!!!
DA:Short Circuit
Gold Rush
HM:What else do you do on July 5th?
Bad Idea...worse motivation.
x:Cycling Away
PA:I want a refund !!
PA:Why didn't this work?
PA:Caps and Hammers
This Old Barn
DA:How to Dispose of Dynamite
x:Stupid Mistake
x:Gone fishing with a coat hanger
Deadly Dynamite Disposal
DA:Man dies while demolishing shed
Paint Can Golf
x:Spinner
Horse tranquilizers help man sleep
Gone Fishing
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Darwin Awards
2009 May Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Boom Boom Bees !!!! 7.4 (155 votes)

DA:Short Circuit 7.4 (71 votes)

Gold Rush 7.2 (74 votes)

HM:What else do you do on July 5th? 7.1 (74 votes)

Bad Idea...worse motivation. 7.1 (52 votes)

x:Cycling Away 7.0 (40 votes)

PA:I want a refund !! 6.9 (54 votes)

PA:Why didn't this work? 6.7 (48 votes)

PA:Caps and Hammers 6.6 (47 votes)

This Old Barn 6.5 (14 votes)

DA:How to Dispose of Dynamite 6.5 (32 votes)

x:Stupid Mistake 6.4 (45 votes)

x:Gone fishing with a coat hanger 6.4 (34 votes)

Deadly Dynamite Disposal 6.3 (28 votes)

DA:Man dies while demolishing shed 5.9 (51 votes)

Paint Can Golf 5.2 (9 votes)

x:Spinner 5.1 (23 votes)

Horse tranquilizers help man sleep 3.7 (42 votes)

Gone Fishing 2.6 (43 votes)

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