Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
Honorable Mentions
Urban Legends
Personal Accounts
Slush Pile
2008 December Slush
HM:acetylene mortar
x:It Sounded Good at the Time
HM: Fun with propane cylinders
HM:Any More Bright Ideas?
DA:Rub the Mint
DA:Killed by his own car bomb
DA:Lift operator swings to death
x:Garage Games
x:Strangled by Foot Massager
x:Man Get's Stuck In Pasta machine
Semi Hitchhiker
x:Acting!
x:Now That's A Strong Drink
x:nige and the navara
x:Just Another Soldier
Older Slush 
 
~ Random Story ~
Newsletter
Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2008 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Man Get's Stuck In Pasta machine

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Darwin says, "Thanks for the submission, Krista. Pasta may not be in thi man's future, but this man is in a batch of Pasta's future... Eww!"
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

An employee at an Italian Pasta Factory (Turri's) in Roseville, MI attempted to climb into an industrial size pasta machine to unjam the dough kneading arms...prior to shutting the machine down. An entire team of doctors and nurses arrived at the factory to perform surgery on the employee and found him with his face smashed against the side of the machine, and his arm, up to his shoulder, inside the machine.

As I read this story to a co-worker she asked with concern if he was dead. I replied no, but if he had died, he would have received a Darwin Award. At the very least, he deserves an honorable mention.

It's unclear as to whether or not his arm was saved, but very clear that pasta making is not in his future.

Submitted on 12/23/2008

Submitted by: Krista Ridley
Reference: The Macomb Daily 12/23/2008

Copyright © 2008 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
We get a fair number of stories involving limbs stuck in machinery like this but after reading the full article at http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2008/12/23/news/srv0000004337697.txt I'm inclined to vote for this given that rescue crews in that area respond to a large number of sorts of incidents so you'd hope the people get properly trained. Thanks, Krista.


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I agree with Bruce. Plus I can't remember ever having a pasta machine-originated award!


Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection

Hardback. 240 pages. Autographed.
$15
A fresh collection of magnificent misadventures! Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, and Wrath extract an evolutionary toll on the wicked. Salute the owner of an equipment training school who demonstrates the dangers of driving a forklift by failing to survive the filming of his own safety video. Witness the man who becomes a victim of his own strange passion for jumping into rivers. Heed the honest bricklayer who loses a battle of wits with 300 pounds of tools.

This book includes more History of the Awards, Gordon's Law, and 10 discussions of evolution, including speciation and the role of verbal memes in civilization.

Autographed by Author!

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects


Advanced Search

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend